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Current Internet Terms/Abbreviations
 

Code Definition    
# Twitter hashtag Number  
#1 Number one    
$ Dollar, money    
$_$ Has money    
%) Drunk, giddy    
'S Wrongly displayed 's    
>< Frustration    
>,< Angry, annoyed    
>.> Suspicious, wary    
>.< Frustrated, angry, upset, in pain    
>//< Embarrassed, blushing    
>:( Angry    
>:) Evil Grin    
>:D< Hug    
>:O Angry    
>_> Looking left, shifty look    
>_< Frustrated    
>3 Evil but happy Hate (opposite of <3)  
>O< Yelling    
&HEARTS; HTML code for a heart    
<# Misspelling of <3    
<> Not equal No comment  
<>< Fish    
<.< Shifty look    
</3 Broken Hearted    
<_< Sarcasm, look left    
<2 Not quite love (<3)    
<3 Love (heart shape)    
<333 Multiple hearts    
<3U Love You    
<4 More than love (<3)    
<B Hate    
<G> Grin    
(!) Sarcasm    
(: Happy    
(^^^) Shark    
(_8^(I) Homer Simpson    
-8 Musical note (MSN)    
(A) Angel (MSN)    
(H) Cool dude emoticon (MSN)    
(K) Kiss (MSN)    
(L) Love heart (MSN)    
(N) Thumbs down (MSN)    
(S) Seriously    
(U) Heartbroken    
(Y) Thumbs up (MSN)    
(YN) Fingers crossed (MSN)    
* Indicating a spelling correction    
*$ Starbucks    
*$$ Starbucks    
*<:-) Clown    
*.* Every file on a computer    
*_* In love, dazed    
*G* Grin    
*O* Confused, surprised, shocked    
*S* Salute    
-.- Annoyance    
.-. Sad, unhappy    
.CO Alternative to .COM    
.COM Top level domain for commerce    
.EDU Top level domain for education    
.GOV Top level domain for governments    
.MIL Top level domain for the military    
.NET Top level domain originally for network providers  
.ORG Top level domain for non-profit organizations  
// Love, I love you    
/B/ 4chan's random image board    
/O/ Happy, arms in the air    
/O\ Frustrated, hands on head    
/R/ Requesting    
/S Sarcasm    
/THREAD End of a thread on a forum    
/W Whisper    
:$ Embarrassed    
:& Tongue tied, speechless    
:> Mischievous smile    
:< Sad, frowning    
:( Unhappy, sad    
:'( Crying    
:-( Sad    
:(:) Pig    
:(|) Monkey    
:) Happy    
:') Crying with joy    
:-) Smile    
:* Kiss    
:-* Kiss    
:/ Sarcasm    
:? Confused    
:@ Angry    
:[ Sad Vampire  
:] Happy    
:{) Happy with a moustache    
:| Disgust, disapproval, not funny    
:0 Surprised, shocked    
:3 Cute/goofy face    
:9 Yum, licking    
:B Buck teeth    
:C Very Sad    
:D Happy    
:DD Very happy    
:F Drooling    
:J Smirk    
:K Vampire teeth Snake's tongue  
:L Laughing    
:O Surprised    
:O) Clown nose smiley face    
:P Sticking tongue out    
:Q Smoking    
:S Confused    
:T Side smile    
:X Zipped lips    
;( Crying    
;) Wink    
;-) Wink    
;D Wink    
;O Joking    
;P Winking and sticking tongue out    
? What?    
?? What?    
?_? Confused, lost    
@ At    
@@@ Warning of parents nearby    
@_@ Hypnotized, dazed    
@}--->---- A rose    
\\// Peace Vulcan salute  
\M/ Horns, metal salute    
\O Waving    
\O/ Happy, arms in the air    
^.^ Happy    
^.~ Wink    
^^ Happy    
^^^ Reference to line above    
^_^ Happiness, satisfied    
^5 High five    
^O^ Hurrah    
^W^ Happy    
-_- Annoyed, tired    
|O| same as LOL    
}:-) Devilish smile    
+_+ Dead man    
+1 Partner Me too  
+REP Boost reputation on XBox Live    
=) Happy    
=.= Tired    
=/= Not equal to    
=[ Sad    
=] Happy    
0 Surprised, shocked    
3 Cute/goofy face    
#NAME? :D    
#NAME? Vampire    
#NAME? Indifference    
#NAME? Sticking tongue out    
#NAME? Confused    
=W= Weezer (band)    
#NAME? No Comment    
0.0 Surprise    
0.O Raised eyebrow, WTF    
0/ Waving    
0_0 Shocked    
012 Forever    
10 Perfect looking woman    
101 Basic introduction    
10-1 Radio code for 'Receiving poorly'    
10-2 Radio code for 'Receiving well'    
10-4 Understood, OK    
10CHAR Padding where at least 10 characters are required  
10Q Thank you    
10X Thanks    
11 One louder than 10    
111 Excited    
112 European emergency number    
12 The police    
120 LOL! (101! = 5! = 120)    
123 I agree    
1234 1 thing 2 say 3 words 4 you (I Love You)  
1314 Forever (Chinese)    
1337 Elite    
133T Elite    
143 I Love You (letters in each word)    
14344 I Love You Very Much (letters in each word)  
1437 I Love You Forever    
153 I Adore You (letters in each word)    
180 Turn around, 180 degrees    
187 Police code for murder or death    
1AAT One At A Time    
1UP Extra life in a game    
2 To    
211 Police code for robbery    
22 A .22 caliber handgun    
220 Second To None    
224 Today, tomorrow, forever    
24/7 Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week  
241 Two For One    
250 Stupid person (Chinese)    
2B To Be    
2BH To Be Honest    
2DAY Today    
2EZ Too Easy    
2G Too Good    
2G2BT Too Good To Be True    
2K10 2010    
2K4U To Cool For You    
2K9 2009    
2L8 Too late    
2M Tomorrow    
2MI Too Much Information    
2MORO Tomorrow    
2MOZ Tomorrow    
2MRW Tomorrow    
2NITE Tonight    
2NYT Tonight    
2U To You    
2U2 To You Too    
3 The letter E    
3 WHEELIN Driving with one wheel off the ground    
3> Hate (opposite of <3)    
30STM 30 Seconds To Mars (band)    
313 Area code for Detroit    
333 Half evil    
360 XBox 360 Complete circle  
381 I Love You (3 words, 8 letters, 1 meaning)  
39 Thank You    
3DG Three Days Grace (band)    
3G Third Generation mobile phone network  
3Q Thank You    
4 For    
4/20 April 20th, WEED smoking day    
401K Retirement investment plan    
404 Page not found error Clueless  
411 Information    
419 Nigerian Email Scam    
420 Weed, Pot    
420 FRIENDLY Person who likes smoking pot    
4221 4ever 2gether 2love 1another    
4377 Hell in LEET    
44 .44 Magnum    
459 I Love You (phone digits for ILY)    
4CHAN Internet message/image board    
4COL For Crying Out Loud    
4E4 Forever    
4EVA Forever    
4EVER Forever    
4G 4th Generation    
4GET Forget    
4GM Forgive me    
4M Forum    
4RL? For Real?    
4SHO For Sure    
4SRS For Serious?    
4U For You    
4X4 Four wheel drive vehicle    
4YEO For Your Eyes Only    
5 LOL (5=101 in binary)    
5 BY 5 Loud and clear, fine    
5 HOLE Gap between goalie's legs in hockey    
5! LOL! see 120    
50 Police (from Hawaii Five-O)    
5150 Police code for crazy person on the loose  
520 I Love You (Chinese)    
555 Thai for HaHaHa    
5N Fine    
5X5 Loud and Clear    
6_6 Looking down Suspicious  
637 Always and Forever (letters in each word)  
666 The Number of the Beast    
72 72 hours, 3 days    
73 Best regards (Amateur Radio)    
730 Crazy    
7DAW Seven Days A Week    
8) Cool    
8-) Cool (sunglasses)    
8* Kiss    
8-| Nerdy (wearing glasses)    
808 Police code for disturbing the peace    
80S The Eighties, 1980s    
81 Hells Angels (HA 8th and 1st letter)    
823 Thinking Of You    
831 I Love You (8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning)  
86 Get rid of something    
88 Heil Hitler (H is 8th letter)    
881 Bye Bye (from Chinese pronounciation)  
886 Bye Bye (Hong Kong Cantonese)    
888 Ate, ate, ate    
88888888 Clapping    
8D Manic    
9 Parent watching    
9_9 Rolling the eyes    
911 US emergency number    
93 Rough suburb of Paris    
99 Parent stopped watching    
999 UK emergency number    
9JA Nigeria    
A&F Always And Forever Abercrombie & Fitch  
A&R Artists & Repertoire    
A/N Author's Note    
A/W Anyway    
A1 Top quality    
A3 Anywhere, Any time, Any place    
A7A Frusration, anger (Arabic)    
A7X Avenged Sevenfold (band)    
AA Alcoholics Anonymous African-American Automobile Association
AAA American Automobile Association Battery size  
AAB Average At Best    
AAC Apple Audio Compression    
AAF Always and Forever    
AAK Alive And Kicking    
AAMOF As A Matter Of Fact    
AAP Always A Pleasure    
AAR At Any Rate    
AARP American Association of Retired Persons  
AAT And Another Thing At All Times  
AAWY And Also With You    
AAYF As Always, Your Friend    
ABBR Abbreviation    
ABC American Born Chinese    
ABD Already Been Done    
ABDC America's Best Dance Crew (TV show)  
ABF All But Face    
ABG Asian Baby Girl    
ABH Actual Bodily Harm    
ABO Aborigine    
ABP Already Been Posted    
ABS Absolutely    
ABT About    
ABT2 About To    
ABU Anyone but (Manchester) United    
AC Air Conditioning Alternating Current  
AC/DC Rock Band    
ACAPELLA Vocal music without instruments    
ACC Actually    
ACCT Account    
ACE Excellent, great    
ACK Disgust, frustration Acknowledgement  
ACLU American Civil Liberties Union    
ACME A Company that Makes Everything    
ACP Automatic Colt Pistol    
ACT SAT type test    
ACU Army Combat Uniform    
AD Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord)    
AD HOC For the specific purpose Improvised, impromptu  
ADD Attention Deficit Disorder    
ADDY Address    
ADGTH All Dogs Go To Heaven    
ADHD Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder  
ADL All Day Long    
ADM ¡Ay Dios Mío! (Spanish for Oh My God!)  
ADMIN Administrator on forum, network etc    
ADN Any Day Now    
ADS Aim(ing) Down Sights    
ADSL Asymmetric Digital Subscriber Line    
ADTR A Day To Remember (band)    
AE American Eagle (clothing)    
AEAE And Ever And Ever    
AEAP As Early As Possible    
AFAIAC As Far As I Am Concerned    
AFAIC As Far As I'm Concerned    
AFAICS As Far As I Can See    
AFAICT As Far As I Can Tell    
AFAIK As Far As I Know    
AFAIR As Far As I Remember    
AFAP As Far As Possible    
AFC Away From Computer    
AFF Affirmative    
AFFA Angels Forever, Forever Angels    
AFI A Fire Inside (Band)    
AFK Away From Keyboard    
AFL Australian Football League    
AFN All For Now    
AFP Away From Phone    
AFS Always, Forever and Seriously    
AG Aggressive    
AGC Automatic Gain Control    
AGGY Aggitated    
AGH Ain't Gonna Happen    
AGM Annual General Meeting    
AGP Accelerated Graphics Port    
AGRO Hostile, angry Aggravation, trouble  
AGT America's Got Talent (TV show)    
AGW All Going Well    
AHA Expression of discovery or realization    
AHEM Throat clearing sound    
AHT Out    
AI Artificial Intelligence As If  
AIB Am I Boverd?    
AIDS Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome  
AIGF All In Good Fun    
AIGHT All right    
AII Alright    
AIIC As If I Care    
AIIT Alright    
AIKRN All I know right now    
AIM AOL Instant Messanger    
AIMBOT Trageting script in games    
AIMH Always In My Heart    
AIMO Idiot    
AINEC And It's Not Even Close    
AINT Am not/are not/is not    
AIN'T Am not/are not/is not    
AIO All In One    
AIR Blanked, ignored    
AIRHEAD Stupid person    
AISB As I Said Before    
AISI As I See it    
AIT Alright    
AITE Alright    
AITR Adult In The Room    
AITYD And I Think You Do    
AIUI As I Understand it    
AIYA Cantonese expression of exasperation    
AJ Apple Juice    
AK AK-47 Assault Rifle Alaska  
AK47 Assault rifle    
AKA Also Known As    
AKI Autumn, fall    
AKS Ask    
AKTF Always Keep the Faith    
AL Alcohol    
ALA In the style of (French)    
ALAP As Late/Long/Little As Possible    
ALAS Expression of regret, sorrow    
ALF Animal Liberation Front    
ALG Ain't Life Grand    
ALI Best Friend    
ALIE Init    
ALIHAL At Least I Have A Life    
ALKQN Almighty Latin King and Queen Nation  
ALLOW Let it be, forget it    
ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud    
ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life  
ALPHA Head person of a group    
ALRATO Later    
ALT Alternative character in RPG    
ALU Arithmetic Logic Unit    
ALWP Actual Laughter Was Produced    
AM Ante Meridian (before midday) Amplitude Modulation (radio signal)
AMA Ask Me Anything Against Medical Advice  
AMAP As Much/Many As Possible    
AMC American Motors Corportation    
AMD Advanced Micro Devices    
AMEX American Express    
AMG Ah My God    
AMIGO Friend    
AMIRITE Am I Right?    
AML All My Love    
AMOG Alpha Male Of Group    
AMP Amplifier Ampere  
AMPED Excited, fired up    
AMT Alpha-Methyltryptamine    
AMTRAK American passenger railroad corporation  
AMV Anime Music Video    
AMW America's Most Wanted (TV show)    
AMZ Amazing    
AN Author's Note    
ANC African National Congress    
ANF Abercrombie & Fitch    
ANFAWFOS And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor  
ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different  
ANIME Japanese style animation    
ANON Unknown person    
ANS Answer    
ANSI American National Standards Institute    
ANTI Against    
ANTM America's Next Top Model    
ANY1 Anyone    
ANYWHO Anyhow    
AO Adults Only    
AOB Any Other Business    
AOD All Of Day    
AOE Area Of Effect    
AOK Age of Kings (game) All OK  
AOL American Online    
AOM Age of Mythology (game)    
AON All Or Nothing As Of Now  
AOS Ahead Of Schedule    
AOT As Opposed To Among Other Things  
AOTA All Of The Above    
AOTS Attack of the Show (TV show)    
AOW All Out War    
AOYP Angel on Your Pillow    
AP Associated Press    
APB All Points Bulletin    
APC Armoured Personnel Carrier    
APE Mad, crazy    
API Application Programming Interface    
APM Actions Per Minute    
APO Authorized Personnel Only    
APP Application (computer program)    
APPROX Approximately    
APPS Applications (software)    
APR Annual Percentage Rate    
APU As Per Usual    
AQ Adventure Quest (game)    
AQAP As Quickly As Possible    
AQF Ay Que Funny, LOL    
AR Assault Rifle    
ARD Alright    
ARE Misspelling of 'our'    
AREA 51 Top secret military base in Nevada    
ARF Laugh    
ARG Alternate Reality Gaming    
ARGH Expression of frustration or anger    
ARIGATO Thank You (Japanese)    
ARK Act of Random Kindness    
ARPA Advanced Research Projects Agency (made early internet)  
ARPANET Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (early internet)  
ART Alright    
ARVO Afternoon    
ASA And So On    
ASAIC As Soon As I Can    
ASAIK As Soon As I Know    
ASAP As Soon As Possible    
ASAS As Soon As Sensible    
ASBO Anti Social Behaviour Order    
ASCII American Standard Code for Information Interchange  
ASD Sequence of letters on many keyboards  
ASDFGHJKL; I'm bored    
ASF And So Forth    
ASIC Application Specific Integrated Circuit    
ASL Age, Sex, Location    
ASLP Age, Sex, Location, Picture?    
ASN Any Second Now    
ASO I see    
ASP At Some Point    
AT&T American Telephone & Telegraph    
ATA Ait To Air Actual Time of Arrival  
ATB All The Best    
ATC Air Traffic Control    
ATD Attention to Detail    
ATEOTD At The End Of The Day    
ATF All Time Favorite    
ATGATT All The Gear All The Time (motorcycling)  
ATI Array Technology Inc. (graphics card maker)  
ATK Attack    
ATL Atlanta, Georgia    
ATM At The Moment Automated Teller Machine (cash machine)
ATMO According To My Opinion    
ATN Any Time Now    
ATOY Always Thinking of you    
ATQ Answer The Question    
ATST At The Same Time    
ATT At This Time All The Time  
ATTN Attention    
ATTT Ain't That The Truth    
ATV All Terrain Vehicle    
ATVB All The Very Best    
ATW All The Way    
ATWA Air, Trees, Water, Animals  All The Way Alive  
ATX Austin, Texas    
ATYS Anything You Say    
AU Alternate Universe Gold  
AUO I don't know    
AUP Another Useless Post Acceptable Use Policy  
AV Anti-Virus Audio/Video Adult Video
AVA Angels and Airwaves (Band)    
AVG Average    
AVGN Angry Video Game Nerd    
AVI Audio Video Interleaved (media format)  
AVO Afternooon    
AVPM A Very Potter Musical    
AWA As Well As    
AWESOME Amazing, wonderful, cool    
AWHFY Are We Having Fun Yet    
AWK Awkward    
AWKS Awkward    
AWNP All Work, No Play    
AWOL Absent Without Leave    
AWP Arctic Warfare Police sniper rifle    
AWS As We Speak    
AWSM Awesome    
AWW Any Which Way    
AX Ask    
AYB All Your Base    
AYBABTU All Your Base Are Belong To Us    
AYBRB2U All Your Base Are Belong To Us    
AYCS As You Can See    
AYE Yes    
AYEC At Your Earliest Convenience    
AYFR Are You For Real?    
AYFT Are You Free Today?    
AYK As You Know    
AYKM Are You Kidding Me?    
AYL Are You Listening?    
AYO Hey, You    
AYOR At Your Own Risk    
AYPI And Your Point Is?    
AYS Are You Serious?    
AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?    
AYT Are You There?    
AYW As You Wish    
AZN Asian    
B Bro Be  
B& Banned Band  
B&B Bed & Breakfast    
B&E Breaking And Entering    
B&M Bricks and Mortar    
B&W Black and White    
B) Smiley with sunglasses    
B/C Because    
B/W Between Black and White  
B2B Back To Back Business To Business  
B2C Business To Consumer    
B2W Back To Work    
B4 Before    
B4MV Bullet For My Valentine (Band)    
B4N Bye For Now    
B4U Before you    
B4YKI Before You Know It    
B7 Banned (B7=B&=Band)    
BAAS Boss    
BABYSITTING Holding the weed too long    
BAC Back At Computer Blood Alcohol Content By Any Chance
BAD Good    
BADASS Cool, confident person    
BADMAN Gangster    
BAE Baby    
BAG Get    
BAGL Bust A Gut Laughing    
BAH Bored As Hell    
BAHAHA Evil laugh    
BAI Bye    
BAIL Leave    
BAIRN Child, baby    
BAIT Blatant, obvious    
BAK Back At Keyboard    
BAKA Fool, idiot    
BAKED Stoned, Wasted    
BALLER Successful ball player    
BALLIN Playing basketball Living the good life  
BAM Below Average Mentality Exclamation of happiness
BAMA Person lacking style    
BAMN By Any Means Necessary    
BANDWIDTH Amount of data through an interface over time  
BANGING Very beautiful, sexy    
BANGTIDY Sexy, fit    
BANJAX Break, destroy    
BANTER Playful, witty chat    
BAO Be Aware Of    
BARBIE Barbecue    
BARE Lots of, very    
BASER Drug user    
BASIC Uncool, boring    
BATE Obvious    
BAU Business As Usual    
BAY Baby    
BB Big Brother Be Back  
BBALL Basketball    
BBAM Be Back After Meal    
BBB Bugging Beyond Belief    
BBBW Big Beautiful Black Woman    
BBC British Broadcasting Corporation    
BBE Babe    
BBEG Big Bad Evil Guy    
BBFL Best Buds For Life    
BBFN Bye Bye For Now    
BBG Best Be Going    
BBIAB Be Back In A Bit    
BBIAF Be Back In A Few    
BBIAM Be Back In A Minute    
BBIAS Be Back In A Sec    
BBK Boy Better Know    
BBL Be Back Later    
BBM Blackberry Messaging    
BBML Be Back Much Later    
BBN Be Back Never    
BBQ Barbecue Better Be Quick  
BBR Blonde, Brunette, Redhead    
BBS Be Back Soon Bulletin Board System  
BBT Be Back Tomorrow    
BBW Big Beautiful Woman    
BBWL Be Back Way Later    
BBY Baby    
BBZ Babes    
BC Before Christ    
BCBW Bow Chica Bow Wow    
BCC Blind Carbon Copy    
BCD Behind Closed Doors    
BCE Before Common Era (like BC)    
BCF Best Cousin Forever    
BCG Birth Control Glasses    
BCNU Be Seeing You    
BCOS Because    
BD Big Deal    
B-DAY Birthday    
BDN Busy Doing Nothing    
BDOML Best Day Of My Life    
BDONG Bad and Wrong    
BEANS Ecstacy    
BEAR Large man with body hair    
BEAST Person/thing that is good, awesome    
BEASTLY Being good at something, cool    
BEB Babe    
BEBE Babe    
BEEF Problem, fight, argument    
BEF Best Enemies Forever Best Email Friend  
BEG Big Evil Grin    
BELF Blood Elf (WOW)    
BELLIG Belligerant (when drunk)    
BENJAMIN $100 bill    
BENZ £10 bag of marijuana    
BER Beyond Economical Repair    
BESITOS Little kisses (Spanish)    
BESO Kiss (Spanish)    
BESOS Kisses (Spanish)    
BEST Best Regards    
BESTIE Best Friend    
BESTY Best Friend    
BET Black Entertainment Television    
BETA Pre-release version Better  
BF Boyfriend Best Friend  
BF2 Battlefield 2 (game)    
BF4L Best Friends For Life    
BFA Best Friends Always    
BFAM Brother From Another Mother    
BFB Better From Behind    
BFF Best Friends Forever Big Fat Friend/Female  
BFF4L Best Friend Forever For Life    
BFFAE Best Friends Forever And Ever Best Friends For All Eternity
BFFE Best Friends Forever    
BFFL Best Friend For Life    
BFFLE Best Friends For Like Ever    
BFFLTDDUP Best Friends For Life Till Death Do Us Part  
BFFN Best Friend For Now    
BFFWB Best Friend Forever With Benefits    
BFK Big Fat Kiss    
BFMV Bullet For My Valentine (band)    
BFN Bye For Now    
BFP Bad For Pics Big Fat Positive ie pregnant
BFTP Blast From The Past    
BFUT Best Friends Until Tomorrow    
BFWB Best Friend With Benefits    
BG Bad Game Baby Gangster  
BGD Black Gangster Disciples    
BGF Best Girl/Guy Friend    
BGL Big Game License, likes fat people    
BGM Background Music    
BGT Britain's Got Talent (TV show)    
BH Be Happy Bloody Hell Big Head
BHD Bad Hair Day    
BHH Bless His/Her Heart    
BHM Big Handsome Man    
BHO Barak Hussein Obama    
BHUM Sexy, fit    
BIAB Back In A Bit    
BIC Believe It Comrade    
BICBW But I Could Be Wrong    
BIDDIE Good looking girl    
BIDDY Girl, woman    
BIEH Best I Ever Had    
BIFF Best Friend, BFF    
BIFFL Best Internet Friend For Life    
BIFFLE same as BFFL    
BIG Great, really good    
BIG TIME More than usual    
BIG UP Expression of respect    
BIL Brother In-Law    
BIM Barbados    
BIN Buy It Now    
BING But It's Not Google    
BIO Biological (toilet) break    
BION Believe It Or Not    
BIOS Basic Input Output System    
BIRD Cocaine Young woman  
BIS Best In Slot    
BISCUIT Attractive person Cookie  
BISLY But I Still Love You    
BISOU Kiss (French)    
BIT Binary digIT - 1 or 0    
BITTIE Girl    
BIZ Business    
BK Burger King    
BKA Better Known As    
BL Bad Luck Bottom Line  
BLAD Brother/friend (from 'blood')    
BLAH Nothing to say    
BLANK Ignore    
BLAR Expression of boredom, BLAH    
BLARG Expression of boredom    
BLAST Damn Good time  
BLATES Blatently    
BLAZE Smoke Weed    
BLAZED Stoned    
BLAZING Smoking weed    
BLD Bad Life Decision    
BLEH Expression of boredom    
BLEM High on marijuana    
BLG Boys Like Girls (band)    
BLICK A very black person    
BLIND In love    
BLING Flashy Jewelry    
BLINK Blink 182 (band)    
BLK Black    
BLNT Better Luck Next Time    
BLOG Weblog, online diary    
BLOKE Guy, man    
BLOL Big Laugh Out Loud    
BLOOD Gang member Close friend  
BLOOPER Mistake, embarrassing moment    
BLOTTO Drunk    
BLOW Cocaine    
BLOWN High    
BLT Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato sandwich    
BLTN Better Late Than Never    
BLUD Mate (from blood brother)    
BLUE Sad    
BLUE CHIP High-quality, low-risk    
BLUEBERRY Form of marijuana    
BLUF Bottom Line Up Front    
BLUNT Marijuana cigar    
BM Bowel Movement Black Man BMW
BM4L Best Mates For Life    
BMB Bebo Me Back    
BMBO Blow My Brains Out    
BME Body Modification Ezine    
BMFE Best Mates Forever    
BMFL Best Mates For Life    
BMG Be My Guest    
BMI Body Mass Index    
BML Bless My Life    
BMOC Big Man On Campus    
BMP Image file format (bitmap)    
BMT Before My Time Basic Military Training  
BMTH Bring Me The Horizon (Band)    
BMTTVE Best Mates 'Til The Very End    
BMUS Beam me up, Scotty    
BMW Bavarian Motor Works (car manufacturer)  
BMX Bicycle Motocross    
BNB Bad News Bears Bed 'N' Breakfast Bread 'N' Butter
BNF Big Name Fan    
BNG Blow And Go    
BNI Batteries Not Included    
BNIB Brand New In Box    
BNP British National Party    
BNR But Not Really    
BNWOT Brand New Without Tags    
BNWT Brand New With Tags    
BO Body Odour    
BOBBA Replacement swear word    
BOBFOC Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch  
BOED Book of Exalted Deeds (MMORPG)    
BOF Whatever    
BOFFIN Technical expert    
BOG Toilet    
BOGAN Poorly educated, vulgar person (Australian)  
BOGO Buy One Get One    
BOGOF Buy One Get One Free    
BOGSAT Bunch Of Guys Sitting Around Talking  
BOH Gunshot sound    
BOI Boy    
BOILER Ugly woman    
BOKE Gag, almost vomit    
BOL Best Of Luck    
BOLO Be On The Lookout    
BOLSHY Bolshevik, communist Argumentative  
BOLTOP Better On Lips Than On Paper    
BOM Bro, dude, friend    
BOMB Something really bad Something really good  
BOMBSHELL Very attractive woman    
BOMM same as BOOMM    
BONE UP Learn about, revise    
BONG Water pipe for smoking dope    
BONKERS Crazy    
BONZA Brilliant, excellent    
BOO Boyfriend/Girlfriend    
BOOGER Dried nose mucus    
BOOHOO Crying    
BOOK Cool (predictive text )    
BOOM Great, amazing    
BOOMERS Psilocybin (magic) mushrooms    
BOOMM Bored Out Of My Mind    
BOOMS same as BOOMERS    
BOOMTING Good looking girl    
BOON Someone who has been a NOOB for ages  
BOOT Vomit Inexperienced person  
BOOZE Alcoholic beverages    
BOS Boyfriend Over Shoulder    
BOSS Cool, awesome    
BOT Back On Topic    
BOTCH Mess up    
BOTDF Blood On The Dance Floor (band)    
BOTS Robots, automated processes    
BOTTS Back On To The Subject    
BOUL Bull    
BOUT About    
BOWL Part of a marijuana pipe    
BOWS Elbows    
BOXORZ Boxers    
BPM Beats Per Minute    
BPS Bits/Bytes Per Second    
BQ Be Quiet    
BR Best Regards    
BRAH Bro, friend    
BRAT Annoying, spoilt child    
BRAVO Well done    
BRB Be Right Back    
BRD Black Rock Depths (WOW)    
BRE Sexy girl    
BREAD Money    
BREDRIN Friend    
BREDRINS Close friends, brothers    
BREH Brethren, brothers    
BREW Beer Tea Brother
BRGDS Best Regards    
BRH Be Right Here    
BRICKS Drugs, dope    
BRITCHES Pants, trousers    
BRO Brother, buddy, friend    
BROAD Woman    
BROCHACHO same as BRO    
BROLLY Umbrella    
BROHAN same as BRO    
BRONY Fan of My Little Pony    
BROSKI Bro    
BROWN Heroin    
BROWN BREAD Dead    
BRT Be Right There    
BRU same as BRO    
BRUDDA Brother    
BRUH same as BRU    
BRUH BRUH Brother, friend    
BRUK Broken    
BRUV Mate    
BRUVA Brother    
BSB Backstreet Boys    
BSC Bachelor of Science (university degree)  
BSER Back Stabber    
BSF But Seriously Folks    
BSG Battlestar Galactica (TV show)    
BSL British Sign Language    
BSNS Business    
BSOD Blue Screen Of Death (Windows)    
BSOF Big Smile On Face    
BSOFN Big Smile On Face Now    
BST But Seriously Though    
BSTS Better Safe Than Sorry    
BSU Boring Status Update    
BT BitTorrent British Telecom  
BT DUBS same as BTW    
BTA But Then Again....    
BTAIM Be That As It May    
BTB By The By    
BTBAM Between The Buried And Me (band)    
BTD Bored To Death    
BTDT Been There Done That    
BTDTGTTSAWIO Been There Done That Got The T-shirt And Wore It Out  
BTDUBS same as BTW    
BTE Best Time Ever    
BTGOG By The Grace Of God    
BTHO Beat The Hell Outta    
BTHOM Beats The Hell Outta Me!    
BTL Between The Lines    
BTM Be There Moment    
BTR Better    
BTS Be There Soon    
BTT Bump To Top (forum posts)    
BTTF Back To The Future    
BTTT Back To The Top    
BTU British Thermal Unit    
BTW By The Way    
BTWITIAILWU By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  
BTWITIAILWY By The Way, I Think I Am In Love With You  
BTY Back To You    
BU Backup    
BU2M Been Up To Much?    
BUB Buddy, friend Champange  
BUBS Babe    
BUBZ Pet name for BF or GF    
BUCK Fight Money  
BUCKS Dollars, money    
BUD Marijuana    
BUDDY Friend    
BUEY similar to DUDE    
BUFF Good Looking    
BUG Bother, annoy    
BUGLE Cocaine    
BUH Expression of dismay, disgust    
BUMMED Disappointed, upset    
BUMMER Bad Luck    
BUMP Bring Up My Post    
BUN Smoke marijuana Ugly  
BUR same as LOL    
BURD Bird, girlfriend    
BURK Idiot, fool    
BURMA Be Upstairs Ready My Angel    
BURNED Insulted    
BURNT Out of it, having smoked too much pot    
BURR Cold    
BUSKING Playing music in public for money    
BUSTED Very Ugly Caught  
BUTCH Masculine    
BUTT DIAL Accidentally call from a phone in your pocket  
BUTT HURT Offended, upset    
BUTTER FACE Girl who is good looking except for her face  
BUTTERS Ugly    
BUTTERZ Ugly    
BUZZ Excitement Feeling when high  
BUZZ KILL Ruin a special moment    
BUZZED Tipsy, slightly drunk    
BV Bad Vibe    
BVB Black Veil Brides (band)    
BW  Beautiful Woman Black and White  
BWC But Who Cares?    
BWDIK But What Do I Know?    
BWL Bursting With Laughter    
BWT Misspelling of BTW    
BWTH But What The Hell    
BWW Buffalo Wild Wings (restaurant)    
BYAM Between You And Me    
BYKI Before You Know It    
BYO Bring Your Own    
BYOB BYO Beer    
BYOM BYO Music BYO Meat  
BYT Bright Young Thing Before Your Time  
BYTM Better You Than Me    
C See Computer language Speed of light
C# Microsoft programming language    
C&C Command and Conquer (game)    
C&P Copy & Paste    
C/D Confirm/Deny    
C/O Class Of ...    
C: Very happy    
C1 Affirmative, Roger that    
C2C Consumer to Consumer Cam to Cam  
C4 Plastic explosive    
C4C Comment for Comment Cam for Cam  
CACHAI Do you understand?    
CACHE Store for temporary computer files    
CACTUS Broken, dead    
CAD Computer Aided Design    
CADDY Cadillac    
CAKE Kilo of cocaine    
CAKING Flirting    
CAMEL Brand of cigarettes    
CAMPER Player who lies in wait for a target    
CANON Original, official    
CANTO Cantonese    
CAPISH Do you understand?    
CAPS Bullets Mushrooms  
CAPTCHA Completely Automated Public Turing Test To Tell Computers and Humans Apart
CARD Amusing, eccentric person    
CARE I don't care    
CARRIED Told off, DISSed    
CASJ Casual    
CAT Cool person Computed Axial Tomography
CAUSE Because    
CAVE Give up, give in    
CAZ Crazy in a nice way    
CBB Can't Be Bothered    
CBBC Children's BBC    
CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation    
CBI Californian Bureau of Investigation Confederation of British Industry
CBS Can't Be Stuffed    
CBT Cognitive Behavioural Therapy    
CC Credit Card Carbon Copy Crowd Control
CCC Coricidin Cough & Cold (Dextromethorophan or DXM).  
CCL Couldn't Care Less    
CCNA Cisco Certified Network Associate    
CCTV Closed-Circuit Television    
CD Compact Disc Cross Dresser  
CDC Cult of the Dead Cow Crudely Drawn Cock  
CDMA Code Division Multiple Access (voice/data transmission)  
CDN Canadian    
CDP Calm Down Please    
CDR Compact Disc Recordable    
CE Casual Encounters    
CEEB same as CBB    
CEEBZ same as CBB    
CELL Cellphone    
CEEBS same as CBB    
CELLY Cellphone Prison cell mate  
CEO Chief Executive Officer    
CEPT Except    
CEREAL Serious    
CES Consumer Electronics Show    
CET Central European Time    
CEWL Cool    
CFC Chlorofluorocarbon    
CFL Canadian Football League    
CFN Ciao For Now    
CFO Chief Financial Officer    
CFV Call For Votes    
CG Computer Graphics    
CGI Computer-Generated Imagery    
CHA Yes    
CHADROOL Stupid person    
CHAMP Uncool    
CHAMPION Good, great    
CHAO Goodbye (Spanish)    
CHAP Man    
CHAV Poorly educated, vulgar youth    
CHAW Chewing tobacco    
CHEA Yeah    
CHEAP SKATE Mean/stingy person    
CHEDDA Cash, money    
CHEDDAR Money    
CHEERIO Goodbye    
CHEERS Thanks Goodbye  
CHEESE Drug, starter heroin Money  
CHEESY Corny, lame    
CHEEZ Cheese    
CHI Chicago Life force, energy  
CHICK Girl    
CHICKEN Kilogram of cocaine    
CHILAXING Chilling and relaxing    
CHILL Relax, hang out    
CHILL OUT same as CHILL    
CHILLAX Chill and relax    
CHINK Offensive term for an Asian or Chinese person  
CHINWAG Chat    
CHIO Sexy, good looking, girl    
CHIPOTLE Mexican-style restaurant    
CHIRP Insult    
CHIRPSE Flirt    
CHIZ Swiz, swindle    
CHIZZ Chill out, relax    
CHOICE Nice, great    
CHOLO Mexican Gangster    
CHOO You    
CHOOB High level player who acts like a noob    
CHOONG Good looking, buff    
CHOP IT UP Talk    
CHOPPER AK-47 assault rifle    
CHOUT Chill Out Watch Out  
CHOW Bye Food  
CHP California Highway Patrol    
CHU You    
CHULA Cute, sexy    
CHUNDER Be sick, vomit    
CHUNG Good looking, buff    
CHUTIYA Mild Indian expletive    
CHYA Yes, yeah    
CI Confidential Informant    
CIA Central Intelligence Agency    
CIAO Italian for Hi or Bye    
CIB Complete In Box    
CID Acid, LSD    
CIG Cigarette    
CIGGY Cigarette    
CIHY Can I Help You?    
CINI Cinema    
CIO Check It Out    
CIR Committed Information Rate (minimum bandwidth)  
CITA Caught In The Act    
CK CRIP Killa    
CL Chain Letter Craig's List  
CLAPPED Shot    
CLARET Blood    
CLASS Cool, excellent    
CLEO Chief Law Enforcement Officer    
CLI Command Line Interface    
CLICK Kilometre    
CLIQUE Group of friends    
CLM Career Limiting Move    
CLOCK Look at Hit  
CLOUD The Internet (non-local storage, software etc)  
CLOUD 9 Feeling of euphoria, high    
CLUBBING Visiting nightclubs    
CLUBHEAD Person who goes to clubs a lot    
CLUT Clumsy person    
CLUTCH Perform under pressure    
CLWY Can't Live Without You    
CM Call Me    
CMAR Cry Me A River    
CMB Call Me Back    
CMC Casi Me Cago (Spanish LOL)    
CMD Command    
CMEO Crying My Eyes Out    
CMI Count Me In    
CMIIW Correct Me If I'm wrong.    
CML Call Me Later    
CMNT Comment    
C'MON Come On    
CMOS Complementary Metal-Oxide Semiconductor  
CMS Content Management System    
CMT Comment    
CMU Cracks Me Up    
CMYK Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, Key/blacK    
CNN Cable News Network    
CO Commanding Officer Corrections Officer Company
COA Certificate Of Authenticity    
COALBURNER White woman that dates black men    
COB Close Of Business    
COCK UP Mistake, mess    
COCKY Thinking too highly of yourself    
COD Cash On Delivery Call Of Duty  
COD4 Call Of Duty 4 (Game)    
COED Coeducational (men and women together)  
COG Coalition of Gears (game)    
COKE Cocaine Coca Cola  
COL Crying Out Loud    
COLA Top bud of a marijuana plant    
COMMY Communist    
CONDO Apartment    
CONGRATS Congratulations    
CONVO Conversation    
COO Cool    
COOKIE Small file relating to a website    
COOL Awesome, great    
COOL BEANS Cool, awesome, great    
COOLIN same as CHILLing    
COP Officer of the law Close of Play  
COPACETIC Cool, OK, excellent    
COPY THAT I understand    
COPYCAT Someone who copies someone else    
COPYPASTA Post that has been copied and pasted    
CORNY Uncool, overused    
COS Because    
COSPLAY Costume Play    
COTCH Relax, chill    
COUCH POTATO Lazy person who sits all day watching TV  
COUGAR Older woman looking for a younger man  
COUGER Older woman looking for a younger man  
COUPLE Two people in a relationship    
COURSE Of course, certainly    
COW Offensive term for a woman    
COYB Come On You Blues    
COYOTE Person who smuggles immigrants    
COYS Come On You Spurs    
COZ Because    
CPC Cost Per Click    
CPL Cyberathlete Professional League (gaming)  
CPM Cost Per Thousand    
CPP C Plus Plus, C++ (programming language)  
CPR Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation    
CPT Colored People's Time    
CPU Central Processing Unit    
CQB Close Quarters Battle    
CQTMS Chuckle Quietly To Myself    
CR Credit Copyright Carriage Return
CRAB Derogatory word for a CRIP    
CRACK A form of cocaine    
CRAIC Good times/gossip/music/drinking (Irish)  
CRAY CRAY Really crazy    
CRBT Crying Real Big Tears    
CRC Cyclic Redundency Check Chat Room Chuckle  
CREASING Laughing    
CREEP Weird, undesirable person    
CREEPER Someone who views your profile but doesn't make contact  
CREPS Trainers    
CRIB House, residence    
CRICKETS Said after a lame joke to break the silence  
CRIMBO Christmas    
CRIP Community Restoration in Progress (gang) Gang member  
CRM Customer Relationship Management    
CROW Marijuana    
CRT Cathode Ray Tube    
CRUNK Crazy and drunk    
CRUSH Infatuation, attraction    
CRUSTY Dirty, unwashed person    
CRV Compact Recreational Vehicle    
CS Counter-Strike    
CSA Cheap Shot Artist    
CSB Cool Story Bro (sarcastic)    
CSI Crime Scene Investigation (TV show)    
CSL Can't stop laughing    
CSS Counter Strike: Source Cascading Style Sheet  
CST Central Standard Time    
CSV Comma Separated Values    
CTC Call The Cell    
CTD Crash To Desktop    
CTF Capture The Flag Claim To Fame  
CTM Chuckling To Myself    
CTN Can't Talk Now    
CTO Check This Out    
CTRL Control (key)    
CTRN Cant Talk Right now    
CTS Chuckles To Self    
CU See You    
CUCKOO Mad, bonkers, crazy    
CUDDY Buddy, friend    
CUFF Overprotect, smother    
CUFFED Taken, has a BF or GF    
CUH Cousin, homie, bro    
CUIAB See You In A Bit    
CUL See You Later.    
CUL8ER See You Later    
CUL8R See You Later    
CUOL See You On Line    
CUPCAKE Soft, loving person    
CUPPA Cup of (usually) tea    
CUS Friend    
CUSH High grade marijuana    
CUSHTI Good, great    
CUSS Curse, swear    
CUT See You Tomorrow See You There  
CUTCH Snuggle up    
CUTE Someone/thing that is attrative in an innocent way  
CUTIE Cute, attractive person    
CUTY Cutie    
CUZ Because    
CUZZ Friend, cousin    
CUZZO Friend    
CV Curriculum Vitae, resume    
CW Continuous wave, morse code    
CWOT Complete Waste Of Time    
CWTCU Can't Wait To See You    
CWTSY Can't Wait To See You    
CWYL Chat With You Later.    
CYB Count Your Blessings    
CYBI Can You Believe It?    
CYE Check Your Email    
CYL Catch You Later    
CYL8R See You Later    
CYM Check Your Mail    
CYO See You Online    
CYT See You Tomorrow    
CZ Condition Zero (game)    
D BO Steal    
D&D Dungeons and Dragons    
D&M Deep and Meaningful    
D/C Disconnected    
D: Suprised, shocked    
D:< Angry    
D; Crying    
D00D Dude    
D2F same as DTF    
D2M Dead to Me    
D8 Date    
DA The District Attorney Dad
DAB Digital Audio Broadcasting    
DADA Defence Against the Dark Arts (Harry Potter)  
DADT Don't Ask, Don't Tell    
DAE Does Anybody Else    
DAFUQ same as WTF    
DAG Damn Unfashionable person  
DAGO Offensive term for an Italian    
DAM Don't Ask Me    
DAMAGE Cost of something    
DAMHIK Don't Ask Me How I Know    
DAMHIKT Don't Ask Me How I Know That/This    
DANG Damn    
DANK Very potent marijuana Incredibly good, awesome
DAP Touching of fists greeting    
DAQ Don't Ask Questions    
DARE Drug Abuse Resistance Education    
DARL Darling    
DARN Damn    
DARPA Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency  
DAT That    
DATO Dining At The Orifice    
DAVID Cool guy    
DAW Digital Audio Workstation    
DAWG Close Friend    
DAYUM Damn    
DB Douche Bag    
DBI Douche Bag Index Don't Beg It  
DBNT Don't Bother Next Time    
DBR Damaged Beyond Repair    
DBZ Dragon Ball Z    
DC Don't Care    
DCF Department of Children and Families    
DCOI Don't Count On It    
D-DAY 6th June 1944 Designated day when operations are due to commence
DDB Deaf, Dumb, Blind    
DDF Drug and Disease Free    
DDG Drop Dead Gorgeous    
DDI Don't Do It    
DDMMYY Day Month Year    
DDOS Distributed Denial of Service (network attack)  
DDR Dance Dance Revolution (Game)    
DDT Don't Do That    
DE The    
DEA Drug Enforcement Administration    
DEAD ASS Serious    
DEALING Acting like boyfriend/girlfriend Selling drugs  
DEAR Drop Everything And Read    
DEB Don't Even Bother    
DEC Decent    
DECENT Good, awesome    
DED Dead from joy, hilarity etc    
DEECE Decent, cool, great    
DEETS Details    
DEEZ These    
DEF Cool, great, excellent    
DEFFO Definitely    
DEFO Definitely    
DEFS Definitely    
DEGT Don't Even Go There (i.e. I don't want to talk about it)  
DEKE Avoid, fake, decoy    
DELISH Delicious    
DEM Them    
DEN Then Private room  
DEPT Department    
DER Duh!    
DERE There    
DERO Derelict, loser    
DEROB Very bored    
DERP Reply to stupid comment or action    
DERR same as DUH    
DESI Someone from the Indian subcontinent    
DESPO Desperate    
DET Don't Even Trip    
DETAI Don't Even Think About It    
DEUCES Peace    
DEVO Devastated    
DEY They    
DF Dumbass Frankenstein WTF  
DFE Dead Fish Experience    
DFS Dating For Sport    
DFTBA Don't Forget To Be Awesome    
DFTT Don't Feed The Troll    
DFW Down For Whatever    
DG Don't Go    
DGI Don't Get Involved Don't Get It  
DGK Dirty Ghetto Kids (skateboards)    
DGOT Don't Go Over There    
DGT Don't Go There    
DGTWM Don't Go There With Me    
DH Darling Husband    
DHCP Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol    
DHL Shipping Company    
DHS Department of Homeland Security Department of Health Services
DHV Demonstration of Higher Value    
DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath    
DIAF Die In A Fire    
DIAO Cool, hip    
DIBS A claim    
DIC Do I Care?    
DIDDO same as DITTO    
DIG Understand Enjoy, like  
DIGG Social bookmarking website    
DIGITS Telephone number    
DIGS Home, lodgings    
DIKU Do I Know You?    
DIKY Do I Know You?    
DIL Daughter-In-Law    
DILLIC Does It Look Like I Care    
DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Darn?    
DIME $10 of a drug Very attractive person  
DIMER same as 10    
DIN DIN Dinner    
DINERO Money    
DING Just hit new level in RPG    
DINGBAT Stupid person, idiot    
DINK Dual Income No Kids    
DINKY Tiny, small Dual Income No Kids Yuppie
DINT Did not, didn't    
DIP Leave    
DIPPED Fashionable    
DIRT Low grade marijuana Gossip  
DIS Did I Say    
DISO Desperately In Search Of    
DISS Disrespect    
DISSING Being disrespectful    
DISTRO Distribution (software, music, etc)    
DIT Details In Thread    
DITD Down In The Dumps, sad    
DITTO The same, me too, I agree    
DITZY Acting dumb and innocent    
DIV Stupid person    
DIVA Talented, but arrogant, female performer  
DIY Do It Yourself    
DIZZY Crazy, mad    
DJ Disc Jockey Dow Jones Dinner Jacket
DJM Don't Judge Me    
DK Don't Know    
DKDC Don't Know, Don't Care    
DKFS Don't Know For Sure    
DKM Don't Kill Me    
DKNY Donna Karan New York    
DKP Dragon Kill Points (MMORPGs)    
DKY Don't Know Yet Don't Kid Yourself  
DL Down Low Download  
DLAM Don't Laugh At Me    
DLB Don't Look Back    
DLC Downloadable Content    
DLL Dynamic Link Library (computer file)    
DLS Dirty Little Secret    
DLTBBB Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite    
DLTM Don't Lie To Me    
DLV Demonstration of Lower Value    
DM Don't Mind Doesn't Matter Direct Message
DMAF Don't Make A Fuss    
DMAL Drop Me A Line    
DMB Dave Matthews Band    
DMC Deep Meaningful Conversation    
DMCA Digital Millennium Copyright Act    
DMG Damage    
DMI Don't Mention It    
DMIID Don't Mind If I Do    
DMML Don't Make Me Laugh    
DMN Damn    
DMT Di-Methyl Tryptamine (drug)    
DMTA Dirty Minds Think Alike    
DMV Department of Motor Vehicles    
DMW Dead Man Walking    
DMX Dark Man X (rapper)    
DMY Don't Mess Yourself    
DMZ De-militarized zone    
DN Doing Nothing    
DNA Deoxyribonucleic Acid Did Not Attend Does Not Apply
DNB Drum And Bass    
DNC Democratic National Committee    
DND Do Not Disturb    
DNDC Don't Know, Don't Care    
DNF Did Not Finish    
DNFTT Do Not Feed The Troll    
DNK Do Not Know    
DNM Does Not Matter Deep and Meaningful  
DNO Don't Know    
DNR Do Not Resuscitate    
DNS Domain Name Service Did Not Start  
DNT Don't    
DNW Do Not Want    
DOA Dead On Arrival Deteriorate On Approach  
DOB Date Of Birth    
DOBE Idiot    
DOC Doctor Drug of Choice  
DOD Day of Defeat    
DODGY Of questionable legality, morality, integrity  
DOE Depends On Experience    
DOF Depth of Field    
DOG Telephone Ugly person  
DOG FOOD Heroin    
DOH Expression of frustration, realization    
DOHC Dual Overhead Cam    
DOI Duh    
DOKE Diet Coke    
DOL Dying Of Laughter    
DOLO Alone, solo    
DOMO Thank you (Japanese)    
DON Top man, Mafia boss    
DONE Finished Drunk, intoxicated  
DONNO I don't know    
DOOD Dude    
DOODE same as DUDE    
DOOFUS Stupid person    
DOOM Classic FPS    
DOPE Heroin Cool, awesome  
DORB Adorable    
DORK Silly, socially inept person    
DOS Disk Operating System Denial Of Service (attack) Dad Over Shoulder
DOSH Money    
DOSHA Marijuana    
DOSSER Lazy person Vagrant, Tramp  
DOT Damage Over Time    
DOTA Defence Of The Ancients    
DOUCHE Idiot    
DOUGH Money, cash    
DOUGIE Swagger Dance style  
DOW Dawn Of War (game) Dow Jones Industrial Average
DOWNER Someone or something that brings the mood down  
DOWNS Downs-Syndrome    
DPI Dots Per Inch Don't Push It  
DPS Damage Per Second (MMORPG)    
DPYN Don't Pick Your Nose    
DQ Disqualified    
DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job    
DR Double Rainbow    
DRAG Inhale smoke from cigarette or joint Dressed as a woman  
DRED Cruel, bad    
DRINKY POO Alcoholic drink    
DRIVE BY Recce, check out    
DRM Digital Rights Management    
DRO HyDROponically grown marijuana    
DROVE Mad, angry    
DRT Dead Right There    
DS Darling Son    
D'S Dayton rims    
DSD Do Some Damage    
DSL Digital Subscriber Line    
DSLR Digital Single Lens Reflex (camera)    
DSS Department of Social Services    
DST Daylight Saving Time    
DT Down Town    
DTA Don't Trust Anyone    
DTB Don't Text Back    
DTC Down To Cuddle    
DTD Drunk Till Dawn Drunk Till Death  
DTE Down To Earth    
DTH Down To Hang    
DTMS Does That Make Sense?    
DTP Disturbing The Peace    
DTR Define The Relationship    
DTRT Do The Right Thing    
DTS Down The Shore Down To Snuggle  
DTT Don't Touch That    
DTTM Don't Talk To Me    
DTYT Don't Take Your Time    
DU JOUR Of the day (French)    
DUB Twenty (dollars, dollars of drugs, inch rims)  
DUB DUB DUB WWW, World Wide Web    
DUB SACK A $20 bag of marijuana    
DUBS Twenty inch wheels    
DUCES Goodbye    
DUCWIC Do You See What I See?    
DUCY Do you see why?    
DUDE A name for anyone (esp surfers, skaters)  
DUDETTE Female dude    
DUECES Misspelling of DEUCES    
DUH Of course    
DUI Driving Under the Influence    
DULM Do You Love Me?    
DUN Son    
DUNNO Don't Know    
DUNZO Done, over, finished    
DUPE Duplicate    
DUR Duh    
DURS Damn, You Are Sexy    
DUS Does    
DUSS Run away    
DUST Angel dust, PCP    
DUSTY Ugly    
DUTCH Joint Split the cost  
DUTTY Dirty    
DVD Digital Versatile Disc    
DVDRIP Video copied from a DVD    
DVI Digital Visual Interface    
DVR Digital Video Recorder    
DW Don't Worry    
DWAG Misspelling of DAWG    
DWAI Don't Worry About It    
DWB Driving While Black    
DWBH Don't Worry, Be Happy    
DWBI Don't Worry 'Bout It    
DWEEB Dork, nerd    
DWF Divorced White Female    
DWI Deal with it    
DWISNWID Do What I Say Not What I Do.    
DWL Dying With Laughter    
DWM Divorced White Male    
DWMT Don't Waste My Time    
DWP Drunk While Posting    
DWT Driving While Texting    
DWTS Dancing With The Stars    
DWU Don't Wait Up    
DXC Deathcore (music style)    
DYHWIH Do You Hear What I Hear?    
DYJ Do Your Job    
DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate It When...    
DYK Did You Know    
DYKWIM Do You Know What I Mean?    
DYLM Do You Love/Like Me?    
DYM Do You Mind Do You Mean  
DYOR Do Your Own Research    
DZ Drop Zone    
E Ecstasy    
E> Heart like <3    
E&OE Errors and omissions excluded    
E_E Tired, exhausted    
E2EG Ear To Ear Grin    
EA Electronic Arts    
EB Eyeball    
EBCAK Error Between Chair And Keyboard    
EBD End of Business Day    
EBM Electronic Body Music    
EBONY Dark skin tone    
EBT Electronic Benefits Transfer    
ECG Electrocardiogram    
ECO Ecological Enconomical  
ECT Misspelling of 'etc'    
ECW Extreme Championship Wrestling    
E-DATING Online dating    
EDD Estimated Delivery Date    
EDDRESS Email address    
EDJ Energy Drink Junkie    
EDM Electronic Dance Music    
EDT Eastern Daylight Time Estimated Delivery Time  
EEE Expression of excitement    
EEG Extremely Evil Grin    
EEK Expression of surprise, distress    
EEPROM Erasable EPROM    
EFA Edited For Accuracy    
EFG Epic Fail Guy    
EG For example (exempli gratia) Evil Grin  
EGL Elegant Gothic Lolita    
EH What? Huh?    
EI Eat It    
EL Chicago's elevated rail system    
ELBOW A pound of marijuana    
ELE Everybody Love Everybody    
ELF Every Lady's Fantasy    
ELITE Skillful, quality, professional    
ELLO Hello    
ELNS Eller noe sånt (or something like that - Norwegian)  
ELOL Evil Laugh Out Loud    
EM E-Mail Them  
'EM Them    
EMA E-mail Address    
EMAW Every Man a Wildcat    
EMCEE MC, Master of Ceremonies    
EMO Emotional    
EMOTICON Sequence of characters representing an emotion eg :)  
EMS Emergency Medical Service    
EMT Emergency Medical Technician    
ENDZ Area where you live    
ENE Northerner    
ENNIT Expression of agreement    
ENO Awesome, cool    
ENT Isn't    
EOB End Of Business    
EOC End Of Conversion    
EOD End Of Discussion    
EOE Equal Opportunity Employer    
EOF End Of File    
EOG End Of Grade    
EOL End Of Lecture    
EOM End Of Message    
EOR End Of Rant    
EOS End Of Show    
EOT End Of Thread (i.e. end of discussion)    
EOTW End Of The World    
EOTWAWKI End Of The World As We Know It    
EP Extended Play    
E-PEEN Online ego    
EPIC Extremely awesome    
EPIC FAIL Total failure    
EPIN Epic Win    
EPROM Electronically Programmable ROM    
EQ EverQuest (game)    
EQE Easy Quick Efficient    
ER Emergency Room Indicating hesitation  
ERB Herb, Marijuana    
ERK Irk, annoy    
ERM Awkward conversation filler    
ERP Erotic Role-Play    
ESA European Space Agency    
ESB Empire Stikes Back (Star Wars)    
ESC Escape key    
ESD Electro-Static Discharge    
ESE Friend, homeboy (Hispanic)    
ESH Donkey (Armenian)    
ESKI Type of urban music    
ESL English as Second Language    
ESOL English for Speakers of Other Languages  
ESP Extra Sensory Perception    
ESPN Entertainment and Sports Programming Network  
ESRB Entertainment Software Rating Board    
EST Eastern Standard Time Established  
ET Extra Terrestrial    
ETA Estimated Time of Arrival Edited to Add  
ETC Et Cetera (and so on)    
ETD Estimated Time of Departure    
ETF Escape The Fate (band)    
ETHERNET same as LAN    
ETID EveryTime I Die (band)    
ETW Enjoy The Weekend    
EU European Union    
EUA End User Agreement    
EUC Excellent Used Condition    
EV Expected Value    
EVL Evil Laugh    
EVT Ei Voi Tietää (Finnish for 'How Am I Supposed to Know')  
EVVK Couldn't Care Less (Finnish)    
EW Exclamation of disgust    
EWBA Everything Will Be Alright    
EWE Epilogue, What Epilogue? (Harry Potter)  
EWW Expression of disgust    
EX Former girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband etc Example  
EXE Windows program file    
EXP Experience points in games    
EXPO Exposition, large-scale public exhibition  
EXTRA Over the top, excessive    
EY Hey    
EYEBALL Look at Estimate measurement by looking
EYO Hey, yo(u)    
EZ Easy    
EZPZ Easy peasy, very easy    
F@ Fat    
F2F Face To Face    
F2P Free To Play Files To Peers  
F2T Free To Talk    
F5 Refresh    
F8 Fate    
F9 Fine    
FAAK Falling Asleep At Keyboard    
FAB Fabulous    
FABU Fabulous    
FACE PALM Slap forehead with the palm of your hand  
FADE Kill, disgrace Haircut  
FADED High, stoned, drunk    
FAE From    
FAFWOA For A Friend Without Access (when about to ask a silly question)
FAG Cigarette    
FAI Forget About It    
FAIL Suck    
FAM Family    
FAMALAM Family, close friend    
FAMO Friend, dude, family member etc    
FANNYING Wasting time, messing about    
FANTABULOUS Fantastic and fabulous    
FAO For Attention Of    
FAQ Frequently Asked Question    
FASHO For sure    
FAT32 32 bit File Allocation Table    
FAUX PAS Social blunder (French for 'false step')    
FAV Favorite    
FBC FaceBook Chat    
FBF Facebook Friend    
FBI Federal Bureau of Investigation    
FBM Fine By Me    
FBO Facebook Official    
FBTW Fine, Be That Way    
FBW Fly by wire    
FC Fingers Crossed Full Combo  
FCFS First Come First Served    
FCOL For Crying Out Loud    
FCS For Christ's Sake    
FDA Food and Drug Administration    
FDR Franklin Delano Roosevelt    
FE Fair Enough    
FEAE For Ever And Ever    
FEAT Featuring    
FEDEX Federal Express (shipping company)    
FEDS FBI agents, police    
FEDZ Police    
FEE Female    
FEENING Craving, wanting really badly    
FEH Expression of dismissal, disgust    
FELLAS Close friends    
FELLER Fellow, man    
FETCH Cool, trendy, awesome    
FF Final Fantasy    
FF5 Family Force 5 (band)    
FFA Free For All    
FFR Flash Flash Revolution (game) For Future Reference  
FFTL From First To Last (band)    
FG Fat Girl Family Guy  
FGJ For Great Justice    
FGS For God's Sake    
FHE First Hand Experience    
FHM For Him Magazine    
FI Forget It    
FIC Fanfiction    
FICCL Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less    
FIF Fifth Amendment    
FIFA Federation International de Football Association  
FIFO First In First Out    
FIFY Fixed It For You    
FIL Father-in-law    
FILO First In, Last out    
FIN Finished    
FINA About to do (something)    
FINK Snitch, informer    
FINNA Going To    
FIO Figure It Out    
FIRM Gang of soccer hooligans Organised criminal gang  
FIRME Cool, good, nice    
FISH First In Still Here    
FIT Good lokking, hot, sexy    
FITB Fill In The Blanks    
FITE Fight    
FITTIN TO About to, getting ready to    
FIVE O Police    
FIX A dose of drugs    
FIXIN TO About to, getting ready to    
FIZZLE Fool    
FJ Foot Job    
FKA Formerly Known As    
FL Fake Laugh    
FLA Florida    
FLAFF Foot Loose And Fancy Free    
FLAG Bandana    
FLAGGED Banned    
FLAKE Unreliable person    
FLAKE OUT Cancel at the last minute    
FLAKY Unreliable    
FLAME Insult someone over the internet    
FLEX Show off    
FLIR Forward Looking Infra Red    
FLK Funny Looking Kid    
FLOG Sell    
FLOSS Show off    
FLOSSING Showing off    
FLOTUS First Lady Of The United States    
FLS Flu-Like Symptoms    
FLUFF Humorous/romantic fan fiction    
FLY Zipper Awesome, cool  
FLYFF Fly For Fun (MMORPG)    
FM Freqeuncy modulation (radio signal)    
FMA Full Metal Alchemist    
FMCG Fast Moving Consumer Goods    
FMDIDGAD Frankly My Dear , I Don't Give A Damn  
FMH For Him Magazine    
FMI For More Information    
FMJ Full Metal Jacket    
FMLA Family and Medical Leave of Absence    
FMTKFYTFO For Me To Know, For You To Find Out  
FMV Full Motion Video    
FNA For Necessary Action    
FNB Football And Beer    
FNE Free And Easy    
FNO From Now On    
FNX Thanks    
FO SHO For Sure    
FOA First Of All    
FOAF Friend Of A Friend    
FOB Fresh Off the Boat    
FOBR Fall Out Boy Rock (website)    
FOC Free Of Charge    
FOCL Falling Off Chair Laughing    
FOF Full of Fail    
FOFL Falling On Floor Laughing    
FOFO Fourty Four caliber gun    
FOI Freedom Of Information    
FOIA Freedom of Information Act    
FOLDED Drunk, wasted    
FOMCL Falling Off My Chair Laughing    
FOMO Fear Of Missing Out    
FON Freak Of Nature    
FOO Fool    
FOOD Marijuana    
FOOPA Fat in belly area    
FOPS Fake cops (security guards etc)    
FORTE Area of expertise, strength    
FO'SHIZZLE For Sure    
FOSHO For Sure    
FOTB Fresh Off The Boat    
FOTC Flight of the Conchords    
FOTM Flavor Of The Month    
FOTR Fellowship of the Ring (Tolkien)    
FOV Field Of View    
FOX Sexy, attractive woman    
FPS First-Person Shooter (video game term)  
FR For Real    
FRAG Kill    
FRAK Swear word from Battlestar Galactica    
FRAP Frappuccino    
FRAT Fraternity    
FREEBIE Item or service one gets for free    
FREEBSD Free Berkeley Software Distribution (Unix like OS)  
FRESH Very good, cool    
FRESHIE Imigrant    
FRIED High on drugs    
FRILL For Real    
FRO Afro hairstyle    
FROG Offensive word for a French person    
FRONT Pretend, falsely represent    
FRONTING Misrepresenting oneself    
FROOB Free Noob. Non-paying player    
FSAS Famous Stars and Straps (clothing)    
FSB Front Side Bus    
FSCK File System (Consistency) Check    
FSHO For Sure    
FSM Female Seeking Male    
FSOT For Sale Or Trade    
FSR For Some Reason    
FSU Friends Stand United    
FTA From The Article    
FTASB Faster Than A Speeding Bullet    
FTBOMH From The Bottom Of My Heart    
FTD Fresh To Death    
FTF First To Find    
FTFY Fixed That For You    
FTK For The Kids For The Kill  
FTL For The Loss Faster Than Light  
FTLOG For The Love Of God    
FTM Female To Male    
FTP File Transfer Protocol    
FTR For The Record    
FTSK Forever The Sickest Kids (Band)    
FTTB For The Time Being    
FTUW For The Ultimate/über Win    
FUBAR Fouled Up Beyond All Recognition    
FUBB Fouled Up Beyond Belief    
FUBU Fouled Up Beyond Use Clothing brand  
FUD Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt    
FUTAB Feet Up, Take A Break    
FUTCH FEMME + Butch    
FUZZ Police    
FW Forward    
FWD Foward (Email)    
FWIW For What It's Worth    
FWP Friend With Privileges    
FWTD Fate Worse Than Death    
FX Effects    
FYA For Your Amusement    
FYE For Your Entertainment    
FYEO For Your Eyes Only    
FYI For Your Information    
FYM Free Your Mind    
FYN Fine    
FYP Fixed Your Post    
FYR For Your Review For Your Records  
G Grin    
G2B Go To Bed    
G2E Got To Eat    
G2F Got To Fly    
G2G Gotta go    
G2G2B Got To Go To Bed    
G2H Go To Hell    
G2R Got To Run    
G2S Go To Sleep    
G4U Good For You    
G8 Great    
G9 Good Night    
GA Go Ahead    
GAC Guilty As Charged Get A Clue  
GAFF House    
GAFIA Get Away From It All    
GAFM Get Away From Me    
GAG About to throw up Joke  
GAGA Crazy, infatuated    
GAH Expression of frustration    
GAJ Get A Job    
GAL Girl Get A Life  
GAL PAL Man who hangs around with girls    
GALDEM Group of girls    
GAMER Person who plays video games    
GAMMD Go Ahead Make My Day    
GANJA Marijuana, pot, cannabis, weed    
GANK Steal Gang kill (MMORPG)  
GARMS Clothes    
GAS Flatulence Guitar Acquisition Syndrome
GASSED Have a high opinion of yourself    
GASSING Talking    
GAT Gun    
GAWD God    
GAWJUS Gorgeous    
GAWJUSS Gorgeous    
GB Great Britain Gigabyte  
GBFN Goodbye for Now    
GBH Grievous Bodily Harm    
GBML Good Bye My Love    
GBNF Gone But Not Forgotten    
GBP Great British Pounds (Sterling)    
GBTW Get Back To Work    
GBU God Bless You    
GBY God Bless You    
GC Good Contition    
GCF Good Clean Fun    
GCSE General Certificate of Secondary Education (UK)  
GD Gangsta Disciple    
GDAY Hi    
G'DAY Good Day, hello    
GDGD Good Good    
GDI God Damn It    
GDP Gross Domestic Product    
GE Good Evening    
GED General Educational Development    
GEEZ Jesus    
GEEZER A guy, a bloke, a person    
GEG Interrupt a conversation    
GEN Information    
GENIOUS Misspelling of 'genius'    
GEOCACHE Scavenger hunt destination point    
GET Git    
GET DOWN Party, dance    
GETCHA Get You, understand Get Your  
GETTO Ghetto    
GEWD Good    
GF Girlfriend    
GFA Grenade Free America    
GFAK Go Fly A Kite    
GFC Global Financial Crisis    
GFETE Grinning From Ear To Ear    
GFF Grenade Free Foundation    
GFI Go For It    
GFN Gone For Now    
GFU Good For You    
GFY Good For You    
GG Good Game    
GGA Good Game All    
GGBB Good Game Bye Bye    
GGG Good, Giving, and Game (in bed)    
GGL Giggle    
GGN Gotta Go Now    
GGNORE Good Game No Rematch    
GGOH Gotta Get Outta Here    
GGS Good Games    
GGW Girls Gone Wild    
GH Guitar Hero    
GHB Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (drug)    
GHD Good Hair Day    
GHOST Leaving    
GHZ Gigahertz    
GI Government Issue American Solider Good Idea
GIEF Give    
GIF Graphics Interchange Format - Picture Format  
GIG Live performance Gigabyte Job
GIGO Garbage In, Garbage Out    
GIMME Give me    
GIMP Uncool/Stupid person    
GINGER Person with red hair    
GINGRICH Hypocrite    
GINNEL Alley, passageway    
GIT Idiot    
GIWIST Gee, I Wish I'd Said That.    
GIYF Google Is Your Friend    
GJ Good Job    
GJOAC Go Jump Off A Cliff    
GJWHF Girls Just Wanna Have Fun    
GK Good Kid    
GKY Go Kill Yourself    
GL Good Luck Good Looking  
GL HF Good Luck, Have Fun    
GLA Good Luck All    
GLAG Giggling Like A Girl    
GLD Good Life Decision    
GLEAK Spit    
GLEEK A fan of the TV show Glee    
GLF Group Looking For    
GLHF Good luck, have fun. Used in CS matches  
GLOCK Semi-automatic pistol    
GLOMP Hug very hard    
GLOTR Good Luck On The Rebuild    
GLTA Good Luck to All    
GLTY Good Luck To You    
GLU Guys/Girsl Like Us    
GLUCK Good Luck    
GLWS Good Luck With Sale    
GLWT Good Luck With That    
GM General Motors Good Morning Genetically Modified
GMA Good Morning, America    
GMAB Give Me A Break    
GMAIL Google web email service    
GMBH Gesellschaft mit Beschränkter Haftung (LLC)  
GMC General Motors Corporation    
GMH Gives Me Hope    
GMO Genetically Modified Organism    
GMOD Garry's Mod (Game)    
GMT Greenwich Mean Time    
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike    
GMV Got My Vote    
GMY Good Man Yourself    
GN Good Night    
GNARLY Extreme    
GND Girl Next Door    
GNE Good Night and Everything    
GNFB Good Night Facebook    
GNITE Good Night    
GNK Glitch No Kill (gaming)    
GNO Girls/Guys Night Out    
GNP Gross National Product    
GNR Guns 'N Roses    
GNSTDLTBBB Good Night Sleep Tight Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite  
GNU GNU's Not Unix, Linux OS    
GOAT Greatest Of All Time    
GOB Mouth    
GOBLIN Gangster    
GOD SPEED Good luck    
GOG Person from north Wales    
GOI Get Over It    
GOKIL Crazy (Indonesian)    
GOL Giggle Out Loud    
GOLD DIGGER Person who loves someone just for their money  
GOM Idiot, fool    
GOMD Guy/Girl Of My Dreams    
GOMEN Sorry    
GOMER Get Out of My Emergency Room, unwelcome patient  
GOML Get On My Level    
GON Go on Going to  
GONNA Going to    
GOOG Ecstasy pill    
GOOH Get Out Of Here    
GOON Stupid Tough guy  
GOONER Supporter of Arsenal Football Club    
GOP Grand Old Party    
GORG Gorgeous    
GORM Gormless person    
GOS Girlfriend Over Shoulder Game Of Soldiers  
GOSH Exclamation of suprise or shock    
GOSU Skillful person (Korean)    
GOTCHA I got you, I understand    
GOTTA Got to ... Have you got a ...?  
GOTY Game Of The Year    
GOU Good On You    
GOW God of War (Game) Gears of War (Game)  
GP General Principle    
GPA Grade-Point Average    
GPC Generic Pack of Cigarettes Get/Post/Cookie (web pages)
GPL General Public License    
GPOY Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself    
GPOYW Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday  
GPRS General Packet Radio Services    
GPS Global Positioning System    
GPU Graphics Processing Unit    
GQ Gentlemen Quarterly (magazine) Suave, well dressed man  
GR Gotta Run    
GR&D Grinning, Running & Ducking    
GR8 Great    
GRASS Marijuana    
GRATZ Congratulations    
GRE Graduate Record Examination    
GREEN Unexperienced Marijuana Environmentally beneficial
GRENADE Ugly girl in a group    
GRILL Tooth Jewelry    
GRL Girl    
GRO Guest Relations Officer    
GRODY Disgusting, nasty, gross    
GRONK Idiot, fool    
GROOL Great and Cool    
GROOVY Cool, awesome    
GROSS Unpleasant, disgusting    
GROUSE Great, amazing    
GRR Anger, frustration    
GRRL Girl    
GRUB Food    
GRULE Hard work, nuisance    
GSM Global System for Mobile communications  
GSOH Good Sense Of Humor    
GSR Gun Shot Residue    
GSTQ God Save The Queen    
GSW Gun Shot Wound    
GT Grand Touring Gran Turismo  
GTA Grand Theft Auto    
GTBOSH Glad To Be Of Some Help    
GTG Got To Go    
GTH Go To Hell    
GTHBA Good Times Had By All    
GTHO Get The Hell Out    
GTI High performance hatchback (eg VW Golf)  
GTK Good To Know    
GTL Gym, Tan, Laundry    
GTLD Generic TLD    
GTM Giggling To Myself    
GTO Gran Turismo Omologato    
GTOG Got To Go    
GTR Getting Ready    
GTRM Going To Read Mail    
GTS Good Times    
GTSY Good To See You    
GTTS Got The T-Shirt    
GTW Got To Work    
GUAP Money    
GUCCI Good, awesome, high quality    
GUD Good    
GUFN Grounded Until Further Notice    
GUH Annoyed, angry    
GUI Graphical User Interface    
GURL Girl    
GUTI Get Used To It    
GUUD Good    
GUV Guvnor, boss    
GV Good Vibes    
GW Good Work    
GWAAN Go on    
GWAP Money    
GWARN Go On    
GWAS Game Was A Success    
GWC Guy With Camera    
GWG Girl With Glasses    
GWI Get With It    
GWOP Money    
GWP Gift With Purchase    
GWR Guinness World Records    
GWS Get Well Soon    
GWTF Go With The Flow    
GYAL Girl    
GYALDEM Group of girls    
GYC Get Your Coat    
GYFS Get Your Facts Straight    
GYO Get Your Own    
GYT Get Yourself Tested    
GZ Congratulations    
H Hug    
H&K Hugs and Kisses    
H/O Hold On    
H/T Hat Tip    
H/U Hook Up, make out    
H1B US employment visa    
H1N1 Swine flu virus    
H2CUS Hope To See You Soon    
H2G Had to Go Honest To God  
H2H Heart To Heart Head To Head  
H2IK Hell If I Know    
H2O Water    
H3 Halo 3 (Game)    
H4X Hacks, cheats    
H4X0R Hacker    
H8 Hate    
H8R Hater    
H9 Really hate (H8+1)    
HA Sarcastic laugh    
HABBO Online community/game    
HABIBI My darling (Arabic)    
HACK Break into computer systems or software  
HAFL Heart Attack From Laughing    
HAFTA Have To    
HAG Unattractive old woman    
HAGD Have A Good Day    
HAGE Have A Good Evening    
HAGL Have A Good Life    
HAGN Have A Good Night    
HAGO Have A Good One    
HAGS Have A Great Summer    
HAGT Have A Great Time    
HAI Hey, hi Yes (Japanese)  
HAISTK How Am I Supposed To Know?    
HAIZ Sigh    
HAK Hugs And Kisses    
HALP Help    
HAN Alone (Han Solo)    
HAND Have A Nice Day    
HANDLE Half a gallon of liquor Nickname, alias  
HANG Hang out, spend time with    
HANG UP Inhibition, emotional difficulty    
HANL Have A Nice Life    
HAPA Mixed race    
HAR Sarcastic laugh    
HARD LINES Bad luck    
HARF Vomit, throw up    
HASHTAG Label on Twitter to aid searching    
HASIAN Hot Asian    
HATERZ Enemies    
HAWK Knife    
HAWT Hot Having A Wonderful Time
HAWTSOME Hot and awesome    
HAX Hacking, Hackers, hacks    
HAXOR Hacker    
HAXX0R Hacker    
HAXXOR Hacker    
HAY How Are You    
HAYD How Are You Doing?    
HAYWIRE Crazy    
HAZE Type of marijuana    
HB Hug Back    
HB Hurry Back    
HBD Happy Birthday    
HBN How About Now    
HBO Home Box Office    
HBP Half-Blood Prince (Harry Potter)    
HBT How 'Bout That    
HBTU Happy Birthday To You    
HBTY Happy Birthday To You    
HBU How About You?    
HBY How About You?    
HC Holy Cow    
HCDAJFU He Could Do A Job For Us    
HCIT How Cool Is That?    
HCO Hollister    
HD  High-Definition    
HDCP High-bandwidth Digital Content Protection  
HDD Hard Disk Drive    
HDF Halt Die Fresse (Shut up in German)    
HDL Hab Dich Lieb (I love you in German)    
HDMI High Definition Multimedia Interface    
HDU How Dare You    
HDY How Dare You    
HDYK How Do/Did You Know?    
HE Happy Ending High Explosives  
HEA Happily Ever After    
HEADS People    
HEADS UP Advance notice    
HEAT Gun(s)    
HEAVY Awesome, good Serious, intense  
HECK Mild expletive    
HECTIC Cool, good    
HEH Cynical laugh    
HELLA Really, very    
HENCH Strong, muscular, well built    
HERB Stupid person    
HESHE Person of unidentifiable gender    
HEX Hexadecimal (base 16) Curse  
HEY Hello, hi    
HEYY Hey You    
HF Have Fun    
HFFA Hot From Far Away    
HG Holy Grail    
HGB Hellogoodbye (band)    
HGH Haters Gonna Hate    
HH Holding Hands    
HH Ha-Ha    
HHIS Hanging Head In Shame    
HHOJ Ha-Ha, Only Joking    
HHOK Ha-Ha, Only Kidding    
HHVF Ha-Ha, Very Funny    
HHWW Holding Hands While Walking    
HI Hello    
HI5 Social networking site    
HICKEY Love bite    
HIMYM How I Met Your Mother (TV show)    
HINKEY Strange, unusual    
HIP Cool, stylish, contemporary    
HIPSTER Person who is HIP    
HIT A LICK Get a lot of money very quickly    
HIT ME UP Call me later    
HIT YOU UP Call you later    
HIV Human Immunodeficiency Virus    
HIWTH Hate It When That Happens    
HIYA Hello    
HK Hong Kong Hostile Kids  
HL Half Life (game)    
HLAS Hook, Line And Sinker    
HM Thinking    
HMB Hit Me Back (reply)    
HMIHY How May I Help You?    
HML Hate My Life    
HMP Help Me, Please    
HMPF Sound made when irritated    
HMPH Expression of apathy or disagreement    
HMS Her Majesty's Ship (UK)    
HMU Hit Me Up    
HMUL Hit Me Up Later    
HMWK Homework    
HNG Horny Net Geek    
HNK Hugs and Kisses    
HNOS Home Network Operating System    
HNR Hit 'N' Run    
HNY Happy New Year    
HO Hold On Head Office  
HOAS Hold On A Second    
HOBO Itinerant worker    
HOG Harley Owner Group    
HOH Head Over Heels  Hard Of Hearing  
HOLD Borrow (money)    
HOLD UP Wait a minute    
HOLLA Used by a man to express interest in a woman  
HOLLA BACK Get Back To Me    
HOLLAND Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies    
HOLLER Shout    
HOLS Holidays, vacation    
HOMEBOY Closest friend    
HOMEDOG same as HOMEBOY    
HOMEGIRL Closest female friend    
HOMES Homeboy    
HOMESLICE Homeboy    
HOMEY Homeboy    
HOMG same as OMG    
HOMIE Homeboy    
HOMMIE misspelling of HOMIE    
HON Honey    
HONKIE White person    
HONKY same as HONKIE    
HOOCHIE Over made up woman with trashy dress sense  
HOOAH same as HUA    
HOOD Neighborhood, ghetto    
HOODIE Hooded sweatshirt Person wearing a hooded sweatshirt
HOOK ME UP Share with me    
HOOKED Addicted    
HOOPS Basketabll    
HOOROO Goodbye    
HOP Heroin    
HOP OFF Leave me alone    
HORNY Turned on    
HORSE Heroin    
HOS Husband Over Shoulder    
HOT Healing Over Time    
HOTTIE Attractive person    
HOVA Jehovah, God    
HOWDY How Do You Do?    
HP Harry Potter    
HQ High Quality    
HQF same as LOL    
HR Human Resources    
HRC Human Rights Campaign    
HRH His/Her Royal Highness    
HRU How Are You?    
HS Headshot    
HSIK How Should I Know?    
HSIT How Sad Is That    
HSM High School Musical    
HSP Highly Sensitive Person    
HSPDA High Speed Packet Data Access    
HT Hat Tip (Thanks) Home Time Handheld Transceiver
HTC Hit The Cell    
HTH Hope That Helps How The Hell  
HTHFYS Hope To Hear From You Soon    
HTM Hand To Mouth    
HTML Hypertext Markup Language    
HTSYS Hope To See You Soon    
HTTP Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol    
HTTPS Hyper-Text Transfer Protocol Secure    
HTX Houston, Texas    
HU Hollywood Undead (Band)    
HUA Heard Understood Acknowledged    
HUBBY Husband    
HUCKLEBERRY The man you're looking for    
HUD Heads-Up Display    
HUFF Low grade weed    
HUGGLE Hug and snuggle    
HUH Confused sound    
HUN Honey    
HUNDO Hundred (dollars)    
HUNNED  Hundred (dollars)    
HUNNIT Hundred (dollars)    
HUR Here Hair  
HURT Ugly, unattractive    
HUSPAZ Hurray (texting)    
HUZZAH Expression of triumph, joy    
HVAC Heating, Ventilating, Air Conditioning    
HW Homework    
HWB Hottie With Body    
HWGA Here We Go Again    
HWK Homework    
HWP Height Weight Proportional    
HWSNBN He Who Shall Not Be Named    
HWU Hey, What's Up?    
HWYD How Was Your Day?    
HXC Hardcore (music)    
HY Hell Yes Hi  
HYB How You Been?    
HYD How Ya Doing?    
HYDRO Hydroponically grown marijuana    
HYFB Hope You Feel Better    
HYG Here You Go    
HYH Have You Heard Hold Your Horses  
HYIP High Yield Investment Program    
HYNA Good looking girl (Hispanic)    
HYP Harvard, Yale, Princeton    
HYPER Over energetic    
HYPH Hyperactive, crazy    
HYPO Hypodermic needle/syringe    
HYS Have Your Say    
HYU Hit You Up    
HYUK Lose, despite having a good lead    
HZ Hertz (frequency)    
I<3U I Love You    
I/O Input/Output    
I18N Internationalization    
I8 Aight, aite, alright    
IA I Agree    
IAB I Am Bored    
IABW In A Bad Way    
IAC In Any Case    
IAE In Any Event    
IAG It's All Good    
IAL I Ain't Laughing I Actually Laughed  
IAMA I Am Mildly Amused    
IANAD I Am Not A Doctor    
IANAL I Am Not A Lawyer (this is an uninformed opinion)  
IAS In A Second    
IAW In Accordance With I Agree With  
IAWTC I Agree With That/This Comment    
IAWTCSM I Agree With This Comment So Much    
IAWTP I Agree With This Post    
IB I'm Back    
IB2D I Beg To Differ    
IB4TL In Before The Lock    
IBAN International Bank Account Number    
IBB I'll Be Back    
IBID Ibidem (In the same place)    
IBM International Business Machines    
IBMTS I've Been Meaning To Say    
IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome    
IBTD In Before The Delete I Beg To Differ  
IBTL In Before the Lock    
IBW I'll Be Waiting    
IBYP I Beg Your Pardon    
IC I See    
ICAM I Couldn't Agree More    
ICAY I Care About You    
ICB I Can't Believe...    
ICBB I Can't Be Bothered    
ICBI I Can't Believe It    
ICBINB I Can't Believe It's Not Butter    
ICBSST I Can't Believe She Said That    
ICBW It Could Be Worse    
ICCL I Couldn't Care Less    
ICE Diamonds Crystal meth Kill
ICK same as UGH    
ICP Insane Clown Posse (band)    
ICQ I Seek You (Instant Messaging Program)  
ICR I Can't Remember    
ICSL I Couldn't/Can't Stop Laughing    
ICT Information and Communication Technology  
ICU Intensive Care Unit I See You  
ICWUDT I See What You Did There    
ICYDK In Case You Didn't Know    
ICYMI In Case You Missed It    
ID Identity    
IDBI I Don't Believe It    
IDBY I Don't Believe You    
IDC I Dont Care    
IDD Indeed    
IDDQD Cheat code for Doom    
IDE Integrated Development Environment Integrated Device Electronics
IDEC I Don't Even Care    
IDEK I Don't Even Know    
IDEKY I Don't Even Know You    
IDFLI I Don't Feel Like It    
IDGAD I Don't Give A Damn    
IDGI I Don't Get It    
IDHAC I Don't Have A Clue    
IDI I Doubt It    
IDK I Don't Know    
IDKE I Don't Know Either    
IDKFA Cheat code for Doom    
IDKW I Don't Know Why    
IDKY I Don't Know Why    
IDL I Don't Like ...    
IDLE Inactive    
IDLI I Don't Like It    
IDLT I Don't Like That    
IDLY I Don't Love/Like You    
IDM It Doesn't Matter Intelligent Dance Music  
IDN I Don't kNow    
IDR I Don't Remember    
IDRC I Don't Really Care    
IDRK I Don't Really Know    
IDST If Destroyed, Still True    
IDT I Don't Think    
IDTS I Don't Think So    
IDU I Don't Understand    
IDUNNO I Don't Know    
IDW I Don't Want    
IDWTAI I Don't Wanna Talk About It    
IE Id Est (that is) Internet Explorer  
IED Improvised Explosive Device    
IEP Individualized Education Program    
IFF If and only if Identification: Friend or Foe Internet Friends Forever
IFFY Dodgy, unreliable    
IG Ignorant    
IGG Ignore I Gotta Go  
IGGY Ignore    
IGHT Alright    
IGI I Get It    
IGM I Got Mine    
IGMC I'll Get My Coat    
IGN In Game Name    
IGNB I'm Going Now, Bye    
IGNTS I've Got Nothing To Say    
IGS I Guess So    
IGTG I Got To Go    
IGU I Give Up    
IGYB I've Got Your Back    
IH8U I Hate You    
IHDK I Honestly Don't Know    
IHM I Hate Mondays    
IHML I Hate My Life    
IHNC I Have No Clue    
IHNI I Have No Idea    
IHOP International House of Pancakes    
IHS I Hope So    
IHT I Hate This    
IHU I Hate You    
IHY I Hate You    
IHYSM I Hate You So Much    
IIB Ignorance Is Bliss    
IIGHT Alright, OK    
IIH If I'm Honest    
IIL I'm In Love    
IINM If I'm Not Mistaken    
IIR Idiot In Room    
IIRC If I Remember Correctly    
IIS Internet Information Services    
IITUWUTMAS If I Tell You Will You Tell Me A Secret?  
IITYWIMIWHTKY If I Tell You What It Means I Will Have to Kill You  
IITYWTMWYBMAD If I Tell You What This Means Will You Buy Me a Drink?  
IITYWTMWYKM If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me?  
IIWII It Is What It Is    
IJ I'm Joking    
IJAF It's Just A Fact    
IJDK I Just Don't Know    
IJS I'm Just Saying    
IJWTK I Just Want To Know    
IK I Know    
IKE same as DUDE I Know, Eh  
IKEA Swedish furniture store    
IKHYF I Know How You Feel    
IKLY I Kinda Like You    
IKM I Know Man    
IKMTY I Know More Than You    
IKR I Know, Right    
IKT I Knew That    
IKTR I Know That's Right    
IKWUM I Know What You Mean    
IKWYDLS I Know What You Did Last Summer    
IKWYL I Know Where You Live    
IKWYM I Know What You Mean    
IKY I Know You    
IKYP I'll Keep You Posted    
IL In Love    
ILD Ich Liebe Dich (I Love You)    
ILH I Love Him/Her    
ILI I Love It    
ILL Cool, tight, etc    
ILLEST Best    
ILLY Fresh, cool    
ILM I lige måde (the same to you) Industrial Light and Magic
ILML I Love My Life    
ILMO In Loving Memory Of    
ILU I Love You    
ILU2 I Love You Too    
ILUM I Love You More    
ILUSM I Love You So Much    
ILUT I Love You Too    
ILY I Love You    
ILY2 I Love You Too    
ILYA I Love You All    
ILYAAF I Love You As A Friend    
ILYAM I Love You As a Mate    
ILYB I Love You Both    
ILYF I'll Love You Forever    
ILYG I Love You Guys/Girls    
ILYK I'll Let You Know    
ILYL I Love You Lots    
ILYLAS I Love You Like A Sister    
ILYLT I Love You Long Time    
ILYM I Love You More    
ILYSDM I Love You So Damn Much    
ILYSM I Love You So Much    
ILYSMB I Love You So Much Baby    
ILYSMM I Love You So Much More    
ILYT I Love You Too    
ILYVM I Love You Very Much    
ILYWAMH I Love You With All My Heart    
IM Instant Message    
IMA I am going to    
I'MA I am going to    
IMAHO In My Absolutely Honest Opinion    
IMAO In My Arrogant Opinion    
IMAP Internet Message Access Protocol    
IMB I'm Bored    
IMBA Imbalanced    
IMBO In My Biased Opinion    
IMCO In My Considered Opinion    
IMD In My Defence    
IMDB Internet Movie Database    
IME In My Experience    
IMEO In My Educated Opinion    
IMF International Monetary Fund    
IMH In My Head    
IMHO In My Humble Opinion    
IMING Instant Messaging    
IMK In My Knowledge    
IMMA I'm Going To    
IMMAO In My Most Arrogant Opinion    
IMMD It Made My Day    
IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion    
IMO In My Opinion    
IMOO In My Own Opinion    
IMPO In My Personal Opinion    
IMR I Mean, Really    
IMS Irritable Male Syndrome    
IMU I Miss You    
IMUSM I Miss You So Much    
IMVU Instant Messaging Virtual Universe    
IMWTK Inquiring Minds Want To Know    
IMY I Miss You    
IMYA I Miss You Already    
IMYM I Miss You More    
IMYSM I Miss You So Much    
IMYT I Miss You Too    
IN THE BAG Definite    
INB I'm Not Bothered    
INB4 In Before (already mentioned)    
INBD It's No Big Deal    
INC Incoming    
INDIE Independent music    
INDY Independent    
INFO Information    
INIT Isn't it? Initialization  
INK I Never Knew Tattoo  
INKED Tattooed    
INNIT Isn't It    
INO I Know    
INORITE I Know, Right?    
INPO In No Particular Order    
INRS It's Not Rocket Science    
INS I'm Not Sure    
INSIDER Inside joke    
INT Isn't it    
INVU I Envy You    
INWLY I Never Wanna Lose You    
INY I Need You    
IOAB I'm On A Boat    
IOH I'm Outta Here    
IOI Indication of Interest I'm Over It  
IOKIYAR It's Okay If You're A Republican    
IOM Isle Of Man    
IOMW I'm On My Way    
ION In Other News    
IONO I Don't Know    
IOU I Owe You    
IOW In Other Words    
IOYK If Only You Knew    
IP Internet Protocol Intellectual Property  
IPC Ignore Post Count    
IPO Initial Public Offering    
IPOD MP3 player from Apple    
IQ Intelligence Quotient    
IR Infrared Injured Reserve  
IRA Irish Republican Army    
IRAH Insert Relevant Acronym Here    
IRC Internet Relay Chat    
IRCOP Internet Relay Chat Operator    
IRDC I Really Don't Care    
IRDK I Really Don't Know    
IRIE Feeling good, alright    
IRL In Real Life    
IRLY I Really Like You    
IRMC  I Rest My Case    
IRS Internal Revenue Service    
ISA Inshaa Allah (Arabic), OK    
ISB I'm So Bored    
ISDN Integrated Services Digital Network    
ISH Shit Suffix indicating vagueness
ISHK I Should Have Known    
ISLY I Still Love You    
ISO In Search Of    
ISP Internet Service Provider    
ISS International Space Station I'm So Sorry  
ISTG I Swear To God    
ISTM It Seems To Me    
ISTR I Seem To Recall    
ISWYDT I See What You Did There    
ISWYM I See What You Mean    
IT Information Technology    
ITA I Totally Agree    
ITAI I'll Think About It    
ITALY I Trust And Love You    
ITC In This Channel In That Case  
ITE Alright? (Hello)    
ITILU I Think I Love You    
ITILY I Think I Love You    
ITK In The Know    
ITMA It's That Man Again    
ITN I Think Not    
ITOY I'm Thinking Of You    
ITP Inside The Perimeter    
ITS I Think/Thought So    
ITT In This Thread    
ITTET In These Tough Economic Times    
ITV Independent TV (UK)    
ITYF I Think You'll Find    
ITYL I'll Tell You Later    
ITYM I Think You Mean    
ITYS I Told You So    
ITZ It's In The Zone  
IVF In Vitro Fertilization    
IWALY I Will Always Love You    
IWHI I Would Hit It    
IWIK I Wish I Knew    
IWM It Wasn't Me    
IWTD I Want To Die    
IWY I Want You    
IYA Hiya, hello    
IYAM If You Ask Me    
IYBTYBA If You Believe That, You'll Believe Anything  
IYD In Your Dreams    
IYDK If You Didn't Know    
IYDM If You Don't Mind    
IYF In Your Face    
IYH In Your Head    
IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean    
IYL If You're Lucky It's Your Life  
IYO In Your Opinion    
IYQ I Like You    
IYSS If You Say So    
IYSWIM If You See What I Mean    
IYT All right    
IYTE All right    
IYTT If You Think That    
IYW If You Want/Will    
IZ Is, it's    
J Joking    
J CAT Category J - mentally unstable person    
J DUB Jehovah's Witness    
J/K same as JK    
J2LUK Just To Let You Know    
J2LYK Just To Let You Know    
J4F Just For Fun    
J4L Just for Laughs    
JA Yes (German)    
JACK WAGON Loser    
JACKASS Stupid person, idiot    
JAILBREAK Crack an iPhone    
JAJA Spanish laugh    
JAM Just A Minute.    
JAMBO Hello (Swahili)    
JAND England (Nigerian)    
JANK Worthless, useless    
JANOE I Know    
JAP Jewish American Princess Person from Japan  
JAPAN Just Always Pray At Night    
JARRIN Annoying    
JAS Just A Second    
JAT Just A Thought    
JATQ Just Answer The Question    
JAVA Programming language Coffee  
JAWN Thing    
JB Jail Bait Jonas Brothers  
JBH Just Being Honest    
JBT Jack-Booted Thug    
JBY Just Be Yourself    
JC Jesus Christ Just Curious Just Chilling
JD Jack Daniel's    
JDI Just Do It    
JDM Japanese Domestic Market    
JEAL Jealous    
JEEZ Expression of annoyance Jesus  
JEJE Hispanic LOL    
JEJEMON People who type stupidly    
JELLO Jealous    
JELLY Jealous    
JERK Idiot    
JEST Joke    
JET Leave quickly    
JEWFRO Curly Jewish hair style    
JFF Just For Fun    
JFK John Fitzgerald Kennedy New York airport Just For Kicks
JFN Just For Now    
JFTR Just For The Record    
JFY Just For You    
JFYI Just For Your Information    
JGH Just Got Home    
JGI Just Google It    
JGL Just Get Lost    
JHC Jesus H Christ    
JHEEZE same as OMG, wow    
JIC Just In Case    
JICYDK Just In Case You Didn't Know    
JIFF Cocaine    
JIFFY Short period of time    
JIT Young gangster Just In Time  
JJ Just Joking    
JJJ Australian radio station    
JK Just Kidding    
JKL Just Kidding Loser Just Kidding, LOL  
JKN Joking    
JKS Jokes    
JKZ Jokes    
JLS Jack the Lad Swing (band)    
JLT Just like that    
JLY Jesus Loves You    
JLYK Just Letting You Know    
JM Just Messing    
JMA Just Messing Around    
JMHO Just My Humble Opinion    
JML Just My Luck    
JMO Just My Opinion    
JMS Just Making Sure    
JMT Just My Thoughts    
JN Just Now    
JO Yo    
JOANING Putting someone down, making fun of    
JOCKER Someone who copies another's style    
JOHN DOE General term for a man    
JOINT Rolled marijuana cigarette    
JONES Craving, desire    
JONESING Craving, wanting really badly    
JOOC Just Out Of Curiosity    
JORTS Jean shorts    
JP Just Playin'    
JPA Just Playing Around    
JPEG Joint Photographic Experts Group Image file format  
JPG Image file format    
JROTC Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps    
JS Just Saying    
JSU Just Shut Up    
JSUK Just So You Know    
JSYK Just So You Know    
JTB Just Too Bad    
JTC Join The Club    
JTLYK Just To let You Know    
JTM Je t'aime (I love you)    
JTTY Just To Tell You    
JTUSK Just Thought You Should Know    
JUAD Jumping Up And Down    
JUGGALO Fan of ICP    
JUICE Respect, power    
JUICED Happy, excited    
JUNGLE FEVER Attraction between people of different race  
JUNKIE Addict    
JUZ Just    
JV Junior Varsity, amateur    
JW Just Wondering    
JWAS Just Wait And See    
JWD Job Well Done    
JWG Just a Wild Guess    
JWTK Just Wanted To Know    
JWTLYK Just Wanted To Let You Know    
JWW Just Was Wondering    
JYEAH Cool version of Yeah    
K OK    
K1 The best, awesome    
K33L Kill    
K3U I Love You (I <3 U)    
KAFM Keep Away From Me    
KAM Gorgeous, sexy    
KAWAII Cute, pretty (Japanese)    
KAY Okay    
KB Kind Bud Kilobytes  
KBPS KiloBytes per second    
KD Kraft Dinner    
KEED Kid, joke    
KEEL Kill    
KEK LOL in WOW    
KEN Know (Scottish)    
KEW same as KEWL    
KEWL Cool    
KEWT Cute    
KEY Kilogram (of drugs)    
KEYGEN Software serial number generator    
KF Kinda Funny    
KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken    
KG Kilogram    
KGB Russian secret police    
KGO OK, Go    
KH Kingdom Hearts (RPG)    
KHUF Know How You Feel    
KHYF Know How You Feel    
KI Kilogram (of cocaine/crack)    
KIA Killed In Action Know It All  
KICKS Shoes Thrills  
KIFF Cool    
KIG Keep It Gangsta    
KIK A mistyped version of LOL    
KILLA Good quality weed    
KIM Keep It Moving    
KINDA Kind Of    
KINGS Drinking game    
KINO Physical flirting, touching    
KIO Knock it off    
KIP Sleep Bed  
KIR Keepin' It Real    
KIRF Keeping It Real Fake    
KIS Keep It Simple    
KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid    
KIT Keep In Touch    
KITE Mail received in jail    
KITTEN Woman who dates older men    
KIU Keep It Up    
KIV Keep In View    
KIWI A person from New Zealand Kiwifruit A small brown bird from New Zealand
KJ Killjoy    
KK OK, cool    
KKK Ku Klux Klan    
KKKK Korean LOL    
KKZ Okay    
KL Cool    
KLKL Cool Cool    
KLUTZ Clumsy or stupid person    
KM Keep Mum    
KML Killing Myself Laughing    
KMN Kill Me Now    
KMP Keep Me Posted    
KMS Kill Myself    
KMSL Killing Myself Laughing    
KMT Kiss My Teeth    
KNO Know    
KNOCK IT OFF Stop it    
KNOCKED Caught (selling drugs)    
KNOCKED UP Pregnant    
KNOCKOUT Stunning person or thing    
KNOT Roll of paper money    
KNP OK, No Problem    
KO Knock Out OK  
KOI Koibito (Japenese for lover)    
KOKO Most important thing    
KOL Kingdom Of Loathing (Game)    
KOO Cool    
KOOL Cool    
KOOLIO Cool    
KOOLS Mentholated cigarettes    
KOS Kill On Sight    
KOSHER Good, OK    
KOTC Kiss On The Cheek    
KOTH King of the Hill (game)    
KOTL Kiss On The Lips    
KOTOR Knights Of The Old Republic (Game)    
KP Korean Pride    
KPC Keep Parents Clueless    
KPI Key Performance Indicator    
KR Kind Regards    
KRAM Smoke weed    
KRO Keep Right On    
KS Kill Steal    
KTB Ok, Thanks, Bye    
KTBPA same as KTBSPA    
KTBSPA Keep The Backstreet Pride Alive    
KTF Keep The Faith    
KTHNXBI OK, Thanks, Bye    
KTHX OK, Thanks    
KTHXBAI OK, Thanks, Bye    
KTHXBI Okay, Thanks, Bye (usually used dismissively)  
KTY Ok, Thank You    
KUDOS Respect and recognition    
KUL  Cool    
KUSH High grade marijuana    
KUTGW Keep Up The Good Work    
KVM Keyboard, Video, Mouse    
KW Kilowatt    
KWAM same as KWIM    
KWEL Cool    
KWIM Know What I Mean?    
KWL Cool    
KYFC Keep Your Fingers Crossed    
KYOOT Cute    
KYS Kill Yourself    
KYSO Knock Yourself Out    
L Laugh    
L2M Listening To Music    
L2MS Laughing To Myself    
L2P Learn To Play    
L2PK Learn To Player Kill    
L2R Learn to Read    
L337 LEET in LEET speak    
L33T Elite    
L4D Left 4 Dead (game)    
L7 Square    
L8 Late    
L8ER Later    
L8R Later    
LA Cantonese Exclamation    
LABTOP Laptop    
LAD Guy    
LAFS Love At First Sight    
LAG Slow response (computer, internet)    
LAGG Defeat, PWN    
LAL Laughing A Lot/Little    
LALB Laughing A Little Bit    
LAM Leave A Message Run  
LAMBO Lamborghini    
LAME Stupid, Unoriginal    
LAMEO Lame Person    
LAMER Annoying person    
LAMO Mispelling of LMAO    
LAMP Hit    
LAN Local Area Network    
LAND MINE Ugly, skinny girl    
LAPPY Laptop computer    
LARP Live Action Role Play    
LART Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool    
LASER Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation  
LAT Living Apart Together    
LATA same as LATERS    
LATE Missed a period, possibly pregnant Dead  
LATERS See you later, goodbye    
LATERZ See you later, goodbye    
LATM Laughing At The Moment    
LAU Laughing At You    
LAV Lavatory, toilet Love  
LAWD Lord    
LAWL same as LOL    
LAWLZ same as LOL    
LAWLS same as LOL    
LBC Long Beach, California    
LBD Little Black Dress    
LBDN Look Busy Doing Nothing    
LBH Let's Be Honest Loser Back Home  
LBM Little Big Man    
LBNL Last But Not Least    
LBR Loser Beyond Repair    
LBRS Lower Blackrock Spire (WOW)    
LBS Laughing But Serious Pounds (weight)  
LBVS Laughing But Very Serious    
LBW Leg Before Wicket (cricket)    
LC Lower Case    
LCD Liquid Crystal Display    
LD Link Dead (Disconnection From Internet)  
LDA Long Distance Affair    
LDI Let's Do It    
LDL Long Distance Lover    
LDN London    
LDO Like Duh, Obviously    
LDR Long Distance Relationship    
LDS Latter Day Saint    
LE Limited Edition Law Enforcement  
LEAF Marijuana    
LED Light Emiting Diode    
LEDGE Legend, legendary    
LEES Very Attractive Man/Woman    
LEET Chat room language Elite  
LEGGO Let's Go    
LEGIT Real, legal    
LEL LOL    
LEMME Let Me    
LENG Weapon, gun    
LEO Law Enforcement Officer    
LEV Low Emission Vehicle    
LEVA Traitor    
LEWL LOL    
LF Looking For    
LF1M Looking For One More    
LFG Looking For Group    
LFM Looking For More    
LFMF Learn From My Fail    
LFP Looking For Party (in MMORPG)    
LFTSU Look Forward To Seeing You    
LFW Looking For Work    
LG Little Girl    
LGD Let's Get Drunk    
LGFB Looks Good From Behind    
LGMH Love Gives Me Hope    
LGO Life Goes On    
LGT Link Goes To ...    
LGTM Looks Good To Me    
LH Living Hell    
LHH Laughing Hella Hard    
LHM Lord Have Mercy Lord Help Me  
LHYW Like Hell You Will    
LI Laughing Inside    
LIB Liberal    
LIC Like I Care    
LICKED Drunk or high    
LIEING Misspelling of 'lying'    
LIEK Like    
LIFO Last In First Out    
LIFTED High    
LIG Let It Go    
LIGIT Legitimate    
LIHOP Let It Happen On Purpose    
LIKE Introduction to a quote same as UM  
LIKKLE Little    
LIL Little    
LIMB Laughing In My Brain    
LIME Hang out, socialise    
LIMH Laughing In My Head    
LIMM Laughing In My Mind    
LIMO Limousine, luxury car    
LINE A line of a powdered drug    
LINGO Language    
LIPSING Kissing    
LIQ Liquor    
LIRL Laughing In Real Life    
LIS Laughing In Silence    
LITE Light    
LIU Look It Up    
LIVE Exciting    
LJBF Let's Just Be Friends    
LK same as LOLK    
LL Laugh Loudly, LOL    
LLAP Live Long and Prosper    
LLC Limited Liability Company Laughing Like Crazy  
LLH Laughing Like Hell    
LLL Loony Liberal Left    
LLO Misspelt LOL    
LLZ same as LOLZ    
LM Loud Mouth    
LLOL Literally LOL    
LMA Leave Me Alone    
LMAM Leave Me A Message    
LMAP Leave Me Alone Please    
LMC Let Me Check Let Me See  
LMG Light Machine Gun    
LMGTFY Let Me Google That For You    
LMHO Laughing My Head Off    
LMIRL Let's Meet In Real Life    
LMK Let Me Know    
LML Love My Life    
LMO Leave Me Alone    
LMOA Misspelling of LMAO    
LMS Like My Status Last Man Standing  
LMSO Laughing My Socks Off    
LMT Let Me Think    
LMTAL Let Me Take A Look    
LNIB Like New In Box    
LO Hello Little One  
LOA Leave of Absence    
LOADED Drunk, intoxicated Rich  
LOAF Head    
LOB Throw Line Of Business  
LOCAL Local public house, bar    
LOI Laughing On the Inside    
LOK LOL OK    
LOL Laughing Out Loud    
LOLAGE The act of LOL    
LOLAK Lots Of Love And Kisses    
LOLCAT Cat picture with silly caption    
LOLED Past tense of LOL    
LOLING The act of laughing out loud    
LOLK LOL+OK    
LOLL Laugh Out Loud Literally    
LOLLY Money    
LOLO Lowrider Crazy  
LOLOL Lots Of Laughing Out Loud    
LOLV Lots Of Love    
LOLWUT What?    
LOLX same as LOL    
LOLZ Laugh Out Loud (with sarcasm)    
LOLZA same as LOL    
LOML Love Of My Life    
LOMO Lights Out, Missionary Only    
LOO Toilet    
LOOL Laughing Outlandishly Out Loud    
LOONY Crazy    
LOOT Money (often stolen)    
LOP Stupid person    
LOPL Misspelling of LOL    
LOQ Laugh Out Quietly    
LORL Laugh Out Really Loud    
LOS Line Of Site    
LOTI Laughing On The Inside    
LOTR Lord of the Rings    
LOTRO Lord Of The Rings Online (MMORPG)  
LOTTA Lot of    
LOUD Good quality marijuana    
LOVL Laughing Out Very Loud    
LOW Unfair, immoral    
LOW IT Allow It, don't worry    
LOW KEY Quiet Don't tell anyone  
LOWE Don't bother, forget it    
LOWRIDER Vehicle with modified suspension often hydraulically controlled  
LOZ Legend of Zelda    
LP Long Play (record)    
LPG Liquefied Petroleum Gas    
LPL Misspelling of LOL    
LQ Liquor Lover's Quarrel  
LQI Laughing Quietly Inside    
LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself    
LQTMS Laughing Quietly To Myself    
LQTY Laughing Quietly To Yourself    
LRF Low Resolution Fox, attractive at a distance  
LRG Lifted Research Group (clothing)    
LRL Laughing Really Loud    
LS Lovesick Life Story  
LSA D-Lysergic Acid Amide similar to LSD  
LSD D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide    
LSE London School of Economics Low Self-Esteem  
LSH Laughing So Hard    
LSHIC Laughing So Hard I'm Crying    
LSHMBH Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts    
LSI Limited Social Interaction    
LSMIH Laughing So Much It Hurts    
LSP Love Sick Puppy    
LSR Loser    
LSS Last Song Syndrome    
LSTM Laughing Silently To Myself    
LTB Looking To Buy    
LTD Live/Living The Dream    
LTG Learn To Google    
LTH Love Truth Honor    
LTIC Laugh Til I Cry    
LTL Living The Life    
LTM Laughing To Myself    
LTMA Less Talk, More Action    
LTMQ Laughing To Myself Quietly    
LTNC Long Time No Chat    
LTNS Long Time No See    
LTNT Long Time No Talk    
LTP Lost The Plot    
LTR Long term relationship    
LTS Laugh To Self    
LTY Laugh To Yourself    
LU Love You    
LUA Love You Always    
LUB Love    
LUBB Love    
LUBE Lubricant    
LUFF Friendly Love    
LUH Love    
LUL Lame Uncomfortable Laugh    
LULAB Love You Like A Brother    
LULAS Love You Like A Sister    
LULS same as LOL    
LUMI Love You, Mean It    
LULZ same as LOL    
LUMU Love You Miss You    
LURK Read a forum but never post    
LURKER Forum follower who never posts    
LURV Love    
LURVE Love    
LUSH Drunk person Great, brilliant  
LUSM Love You So Much    
LUV Love    
LUVVIE Stage actor    
LUX Luxury    
LV Louis Vuitton Las Vegas Level
LVL Level    
LW Lucky Win    
LWKM Laugh Wan Kill Me (LOL)    
LWKMD Laugh Wan Kill Me Die    
LWM Laugh With Me    
LWP Laughing With Passion    
LWT Look Who's Talking    
LXG League of Extraordinary Gentlemen    
LY Love You    
LY2 Love You Too    
LYAAF Love You As A Friend Love You Always And Forever
LYB Love You, Bye    
LYF Love You Forever    
LYK Let you know    
LYKE  Like    
LYL Love You Lots    
LYLAB Love You Like A Brother    
LYLAF Love You Like A Friend    
LYLAS Love You Like A Sister    
LYLMB Love You Like My Brother    
LYLT Love You Long Time    
LYM Love You More    
LYMI Love You, Mean It    
LYMYWY Love You, Miss You, Want You    
LYR Love You Really    
LYSM Love You So Much    
LYT Love You Too    
LZ Landing Zone    
M$ Microsoft    
M&D Mum and Dad    
M&M Small chocolate candy    
M&S Marks & Spencer    
M/F Male/Female    
M/O Make Out    
M2 Me Too    
M2AF Message To All Friends    
M2D Make my day    
M2FP My Two( three , four etc...) Favorite People  
M3 BMW sports car    
M33T Meet    
M4W Man looking for a woman    
M8 Mate    
MA Mom alert Master of Arts  
MAC Media Access Control Macintosh  
MACHING Going at maximum Speed (skiing or biking)  
MACK Flirt    
MAD Really, extremely    
MADD Mothers Against Drunk Driving    
MAG Magazine    
MAGGOT Fan of the band Slipknot    
MAH My    
MAL Mean, bad, evil    
MAMAW Grandmother    
MAMI Sexy, Baby    
MAN U Manchester United Football Club    
MANC Person from Manchester    
MANDEM Group of men, boys    
MANG Man    
MANKY Nasty, dirty    
MAP Man-Alien-Predator    
MARK Target, sucker    
MARY JANE Marijuana    
MAS Mildly Amused Smirk    
MASC Masculine    
MASH UP Song made from bits of other songs    
MATE Friend    
MAUH Kiss    
MAUI WOWIE Marijuana, weed from Hawaii    
MAWOY May Angels Watch Over You    
MB Megabyte    
MBA Masters of Business Association Married But Available  
MBF My Best Friend    
MBFAM  My Brother From Another Mother    
MBM Married Black Male    
MBN Must Be Nice    
MBO Must Be Off Management Buy-Out  
MC Master of Ceremonies    
MCD McDonald's    
MCL Much Clown Love    
MCP Male Chauvanist Pig    
MCR My Chemical Romance (band)    
MD Doctor of Medicine Managing Director  
MDF Medium Density Fiberboard    
MDMA Ecstasy    
MDR Mort De Rire (LOL in French)    
MDW Memorial Day Weekend    
ME GUSTA I like (Spanish)    
ME2 Me Too    
MEAN Cool    
MEATHEAD Muscular, but thick, person    
MEC Dude    
MED Medication    
MEDS Medications    
MEETER Person who likes to look at fat men    
MEGO My Eyes Glazed Over    
MEH Indifference, equivalent to shoulder shrug  
MELT Idiot    
MEME An idea that spreads like a virus by word of mouth, email, blogs etc
MENTHOL Mint flavored cigarette    
MEP Member of the European Parliament    
MER Expression of boredom, nonchalance    
MERC Mercenary Injure or kill  
MERK Kill    
MERT Mate    
MESOS Currency in the game Maple Story    
MESSRS Messieurs (plural of Mister)    
METH Methamphetamine (drug)    
MEX Low grade marijuana from Mexico    
MFC Mildly Fat Chick Microsoft Foundation Classes
MFEO Made For Each Other    
MFG Mit Freundlichen Gruessen (German)    
MFL Marked For Later    
MFW My Face When ...    
MG Machine Gun Milligram  
MGBY May God Bless You    
MGS Metal Gear Solid (game)    
MH Map Hack    
MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You    
MHM same as MHMM    
MHMM Yes, sure, OK    
MHZ Megahertz    
MI Myocardial Infarction (heart attack) Middle Initial  
MI6 Military Intelligence Service 6    
MIA Missing In Action    
MIB Men In Black Mint In Box  
MIC Microphone    
MID Mid grade marijuana Mobile Internet Device  
MIDI Musical Instrument Digital Interface    
MIFF Annoy    
MIH Make It Happen    
MIHOP Made It Happen on Purpose    
MIL Mother In Law    
MILEAGE Value for money    
MILL Million (dollars)    
MIMO Multiple Input Multiple Output    
MIN Minute    
MINES Mine    
MINGA Minger, ugly person    
MINGER Ugly person    
MINGING Dirty, disgusting, ugly    
MINT Nice, cool    
MINTED Rich, wealthy    
MINX Cheeky, mischievous girl    
MIP Minor In Possession    
MIRIN Admiring    
MIRL Meet In Real Life    
MISB Mint (condition) In Sealed Box    
MISH Missionary position    
MISO My Internet Shut Off    
MISSION Arduous or boring task    
MIT Massachusetts Institute of Technology    
MIXOLOGY Study of mixing drinks    
MIZ Miserable    
MJ Michael Jackson Michael Jordan Marijuana
MK Mm OK    
MKAY Okay    
ML Much Love    
MLB Major League Baseball    
MLG Major League Gaming    
MLIA My Life Is Average    
MLIB My Life Is Bro    
MLIG My Life Is Great/Good    
MLIM My Life Is Magic    
MLM Multi-Level Marketing Middle finger (mlm)  
MLP My Little Pony    
MLS My Life Sucks    
MLTR Multiple Long Term Relationships    
MLYP Much Like Your Post    
MM Married Man    
MM2 Message Mode 2 (CS)    
MMA Meet Me At... Mixed Martial Arts  
MMAMP Meet Me At My Place    
MMC MultiMedia Card    
MMD Make My Day    
MMI Me Myself and I    
MMJ Medical Marijuana    
MMK Mm OK    
MML Made Me Laugh    
MMM Expression of pleasure or contentment    
MMO Short for MMORPG    
MMORPG Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game  
MMS Multimedia Messaging Service    
MMT Makes Me Think    
MMV Mileage May Vary    
MNF Monday Night Football    
MNM Eminem (rapper)    
MNT Maybe Next Time    
MO Modus Operandi (method of operation)  
MO PO Mounted Police    
MOAR More    
MOBA Multiplayer Online Battle Arena    
MOBBING Bullying    
MOBO Motherboard    
MOC Marriage Of Convenience My Own Creation  
MODEM Modulator-Demodulator    
MOH My Other Half    
MOI Me (French)    
MOJO Sex appeal Charm, spell  
MOL More Or Less    
MOLL Gangster's GF    
MON Man    
MONG Complete idiot    
MONROE Piercing between nose and upper lip    
MOO Matter of Opinion My Own Opinion  
MOOLAH Money    
MOP Hair on head    
MOQ Minimum Order Quantity    
MORF Male or Female    
MOS Mom Over Shoulder    
MOSH Push/shove at rock/punk concert    
MOSS Relax, chill    
MOT Ministry Of Transport test for car safety  
MOTA Marijuana, weed    
MOTD Message Of The Day Match Of The Day  
MOTKU Master Of The Known Universe    
MOTO Master Of The Obvious    
MOTWYW Make Of That What You Will    
MOU Memorandum Of Understanding    
MOXY Courage, confidence    
MP Military Police Member of Parliament  
MP3 Music file (MPEG Layer 3)    
MP5 Heckler and Koch submachine gun    
MP4 Music/video file (MPEG Layer 4)    
MPA Music Publishers' Association    
MPAA Motion Picture Assosciation of America  
MPE My Point Exactly    
MPEG Moving Picture Experts Group Audio/visual file format  
MPG Miles Per Gallon    
MPH Miles Per Hour    
MPOS Multiple Positions    
MPUA Master Pick Up Artist    
MPV Multi-Purpose Vehicle    
MR Mentally Retarded    
MRA Man bra    
MRE Meal, Ready to Eat    
MRI Magnetic Resonance Imaging    
MRP Manufacturer's Recommended Price    
MS Microsoft Maple Story (MMORPG)  
MSDN Microsoft Developer Network    
MSDOS Microsoft Disk Operating System    
MSF Male Seeking Female    
MSFAM My Sister From Another Mister    
MSG Message Monosodium Glutamate  
MSI Mindless Self Indulgence (band)    
MSM Mainstream Media    
MSN Microsoft Network    
MSR Mulder/Scully Romance    
MSRP Manufacturer's Suggested Retail Price    
MT Mistell (Gaming)    
MTA More Than Anything    
MTB Mountain Bike    
MTBF Mean Time Between Failures (reliability)  
MTBMW May The Best Man Win    
MTC More To Come    
MTE My Thoughts Exactly    
MTF Male To Female    
MTFBWU May The Force Be With You    
MTFBWY May The Force Be With You    
MTG Magic: The Gathering (game)    
MTH Month    
MTL Montreal, Canada    
MTLBWY May The Lord Be With You    
MTO Media Take Out (gossip website)    
MTUK More Than You Know    
MTV Music Television    
MTYK More Than You Know    
MU Multi User    
MUA Make-Up Alley (website)    
MUAH The sound of giving a kiss    
MUAHA An evil laugh    
MUAHZ Kisses    
MUAK same as MUAH    
MUCHO Much, very    
MUCK Ugly    
MUD Multi-User Dungeon, MMORPG    
MUD DUCK Ugly woman    
MUDKIP Water Pokemon    
MUDSHARK White woman dating black men    
MUFC Manchester United Football Club    
MUG Rob someboby Face Idiot
MUH Me/My    
MULA Money    
MULLET Hairstyle    
MULTI Player with multiple online accounts    
MULU Miss You, Love You    
MUM Mom    
MUNTED Drunk, intoxicated    
MURKED Badly defeated, killed    
MURSE Man purse Male nurse  
MUSH Friend    
MUSM Miss You So Much    
MV Music Video    
MVP Most Valuable Player    
MW2  Modern Warfare 2 (game)    
MWA Kiss    
MWAH Kiss    
MWC Married With Children    
MWF Married White Female    
MWHA Kiss    
MWI Mad With It (drunk)    
MWM Married White Male    
MX Motocross    
MY Miss You    
MY BAD (Flippant) apology    
MY BOO My Boyfriend/girlfriend    
MY FOOT Expression of disbelief    
MY SIZE My type of girl    
MYF Miss Your Face    
MYGGWY May Your God Go With You    
MYL Miss You Loads    
MYMP Make Your Mama Proud    
MYOB Mind Your Own Business    
MYODB Mind Your Own Damn Business    
MYSM Miss You So Much    
MYSPACE A social networking site    
N And    
N/A same as NA    
N/C Not Cool    
N/T No Text (subject says it all)    
N00B Newbie    
N1 Nice One    
N2B Not Too Bad    
N2G Need To Go    
N2K Nice To Know Need To Know  
N2M Not Too Much    
N2MU Nice To Meet You    
N3 No Name Noob    
N4P Noob    
N8 Night    
NA Not Available Not Applicable Not Announced
NAA Not At All    
NAB NOOB    
NABD Not A Big Deal    
NAC Not A Chance Not A Chain (letter)  
NACKER Irish gypsy, traveller    
NACKERED Tired, worn out    
NADA Nothing    
NADDA Nothing    
NAE No    
NAGL Not A Good Look    
NAH No    
NAHMEAN You know what I mean    
NAIJA Nigerian    
NAIL IT Complete, get right    
NAK Nursing At Keyboard    
NALGO Not A Lot Going On    
NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That.    
NAMASTE Sanskrit greeting    
NAMEAN Do you know what I mean?    
NANA Grandmother    
NANG Cool, wicked, good    
NAO Now    
NAP Not A Problem    
NAPSTER File sharing site    
NARF Random interjection    
NARK Informer    
NARP Non-Athletic Regular Person    
NARU Not A Registered User    
NAS Network Attached Storage    
NASA National Aeronautics and Space Administration  
NASCAR National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing  
NASDAQ National Association of Securities Dealers Automated Quotation  
NASL Name, Age, Sex, Location    
NATCH Naturally    
NATI Cincinnati    
NATM Not At The Moment    
NATO North Atlantic Treaty Organization No Action Talk Only  
NATTY Natural Light beer Smart, good, cool  
NATTY LIGHT Natural Light beer    
NAW No    
NAWT Not    
NAY No    
NB Not Bad Nota Bene (Latin for please note)
NBA National Basketball Association    
NBC National Broadcasting Company    
NBD No Big Deal    
NBF New Best Friend    
NBM Nil By Mouth Not Before Midnight  
NBSB No Boyfriend Since Birth    
NBT Nothing But Trouble    
NBTD Nothing Better To Do    
NC No Comment No Choice  
NC-17 No Children under 17 (movie rating)    
NCIS Naval Criminal Investigative Service (TV show)  
NCMO Non-Committal Make Out    
NCO Non-Commissioned Officer    
ND And    
NDA Non-Disclosure Agreement    
NDI Neither Do I    
NDN Indian    
NDP New Democratic Party    
NDR  Non-Delivery Report/Receipt    
NDS Nintendo DS    
NE Any    
NE1 Anyone    
NEA National Education Association    
NEAT-O Cool    
NED Non-Educated Delinquent    
NEDM Not Even Doom Music    
NEE Maiden name indicator    
NEEK A cross between a Nerd and a Geek    
NEET Not in Education, Employment or Training  
NEFIN Anything    
NEG Negative    
NEGL Not Even Gonna Lie    
NEI Not Enough Information    
NEL No (Spanish)    
NERD Intelligent but socially inept person    
NERF Weaken    
NES Nintendo Entertainment System    
NET Internet    
NETIQUETTE Etiquette on the internet    
NETWORK Two or more connected computers    
NEW Clueless    
NEWAY Anyway    
NEWB Newbie    
NEWBIE New Person    
NEWFAG Newcomer    
NEWPORT Cigarette brand    
NEY No    
NF Not Funny    
NFA No Further Action    
NFI No Freakin Idea    
NFL National Football League    
NFM No Further Message    
NFN Normal For Norfolk    
NFS Not For Sale    
NFT No Further Text    
NFZ No Fly Zone    
NG No Good    
NGH Not Gonna Happen    
NGL Not Gonna Lie    
NGO Non-Governmental Organization    
NGU Never Give Up    
NH Nice hand (poker slang)    
NHD No Harm Done    
NHF No Hard Feelings    
NHL National Hockey League    
NHN Not Here Now    
NHOI Never Heard Of It    
NHS National Health Service    
NIAMY Never In A Million Years    
NIB New In Box    
NIC Network Interface Card    
NICE National Institute of Clinical Excellence  
NICKED Stolen Arrested  
NICKER Pound, quid (British currency)    
NIHAO Hello (Chinese)    
NIK Now I Know    
NIKE American sportswear company    
NIMBY Not In My Back Yard    
NIMROD Stupid person, idiot    
NIN Nine Inch Nails    
NINJA Japanese warrior    
NIR NOOB In Room    
NIT New In Town Idiot, nitwit  
NITE Good Night    
NITM Not In The Mood    
NIZZ No    
NJ Not Joking Nice Job  
NK No Kidding Not Known  
NKOTB New Kid On The Block    
NKT Expression of annoyance    
NL Netherlands No Limit  
NLA No Longer Available    
NLI Not Logged In    
NLM No Laughing Matter    
NLT No later than...    
NLYG Never Let You Go    
NM Never Mind Nothing Much No Message
NME New Musical Express (magazine)    
NMF Not My Fault    
NMG No Mames Guey (OMG)    
NMH Nodding My Head    
NMI Need More Info    
NMJ Not My Job    
NMJC Not Much Just Chat    
NMJCU Not Much, Just Chillin', U?    
NMN No Middle Name    
NMO Not My Opinion    
NMP Not My Problem    
NMR Not My Responsibility    
NMS Not My Style    
NMT Not My Type    
NMU Not Much, You?    
NMW No Matter What    
NMY Nice Meeting You    
NN Night Night No Need Not Nice
NNITO Not Necessarily In That Order    
NNTR No Need To Reply    
NO Misspelling of 'know' No Offence  
NO BIGGIE No big deal    
NO WORRIES OK, no problem    
NO1 No-One    
NO1CURR No-One Cares    
NO-BRAINER Something that requires no thought before deciding  
NOC No One Cares    
NOCAL Northern California    
NOD Doze off    
NOH New Overhauled    
NOK Not Okay No One Knows  
NOM No Offence Meant    
NOMB None Of My Business    
NOMMY Good, delicious    
NOMNOM Sound of eating    
NOMS Food    
NON Now Or Never    
NONG Idiot, twit    
NONYA None of Your (business)    
NOOB New, inexperienced person    
NOOB TUBE Grenade launcher attachment in COD4  
NOOBLET Young NOOB    
NOP Not Our Problem No Problem  
NOPE No    
NORCAL Northern California    
NORLY No, Really?    
NORM Normal    
NOS New Old Stock    
NOSA No Sir, just kidding    
NOTA None Of The Above    
NOTTIE Unattractive person, not a HOTTIE    
NOUT Nothing (northern UK)    
NOV Novice    
NOWT Nothing    
NOYB None Of Your Business    
NOYDB None Of Your Damn Business    
NP No Problem    
NPAA No Problem At All    
NPC Non Player Character (MMORPG)    
NPI No Pun Intended    
NPNT No Picture, No Talk    
NPO Never Pull Out    
NPR National Public Radio No Purchase Required  
NPS No Problems    
NPZ No Problems    
NQR Not Quite Right    
NR No Reply No Reserve  
NRA National Rifle Association    
NRFB Never Removed From Box    
NRG Energy    
NRI Non-Resident Indian Non-Repairable Item  
NRL National Rugby League    
NRN No Reply Necessary    
NSA No Strings Attached    
NSAW Not Saying A Word    
NSF Not Sufficient Funds Not So Fast  
NSFA Not Safe For Anyone    
NSFL Not Safe For Life    
NSFV Not Safe for Viewing/Vegetarians/Vegans  
NSFW Not Safe For Work    
NSM Not So Much    
NSN Not So Nice    
NSW New South Wales    
NT No Thanks    
NTB Not That Bothered Not Too Bad  
NTBCW Not To Be Confused With    
NTD Nothing To Do    
NTFS New Technology File System    
NTH Nothing    
NTK Need To Know    
NTL NeverTheLess    
NTM Not Too Much Nothing Much  
NTMU Nice To Meet You    
NTMY Nice To Meet You    
NTN No Thanks Needed    
NTS Nothing To Say Note To Self  
NTT Name That Tune Not Touching That!  
NTTAWWT Not That There's Anything Wrong With That  
NTTU Not Talking To You    
NTW Not To Worry    
NTWF Neopian Times Writers Forum    
NTY No Thank You    
NU No    
NUB Someone who should know better    
NUF Enough Nothing  
NUFF Enough    
NUFFIN Nothing    
NUH No    
NUKE To attack with a nuclear weapon    
NUM Tasty    
NUMPTY Idiot    
NUNYA None of Your (business)    
NUS National Union of Students    
NUTCASE Crazy person    
NUTZ Nuts, crazy, insane    
NV Never    
NVM Nevermind    
NVMD Never Mind    
NVN Not Very Nice    
NVRM Never Mind    
NW No Way    
NWIH No Way In Hell    
NWIM Not What I Mean    
NWLY Never Wanna Lose You    
NWNC No Woman, No Cry    
NWO New World Order    
NWOT New Without Tags (eBay)    
NWS Not Work Safe - for messages/sites containing adult content  
NWT New With Tags    
NY New York    
NYC New York City    
NYE New Years Eve    
NYERK Replacement swearword    
NYK Not Yet Known Now You Know  
NYOB Not Your Own Business    
NYPD New York Police Department    
NYSE New York Stock Exchange    
NYT Not Your Type New York Times  
O Ounce (of drugs)    
O RLY Oh, Really?    
O&O Over and Out    
O.O Wide eyed    
O/ High five    
O/\O High five    
O:) Innocent, angelic    
O:-) Innocent, angelic    
O_O Confused    
O7 Salute    
OA Over Acting Over Achiever  
OAN On Another Note    
OAO Over And Out    
OAP Old Age Pensioner    
OATUS On A Totally Unrelated Subject    
OAUS On An Unrelated Subject    
OB Oh, Brother    
OBBY Oh, Baby    
OBE Overcome By Events Out of Body Experience Order of the British Empire
OBGYN Gynecologist (OBstetrics and GYNecology)  
OBHWF One Big Happy Weasely Family    
OBO Or Best Offer    
OBS Obviously    
OBTW Oh, By The Way    
OBV Obviously    
OBVI Obviously    
OBVS Obviously    
OBX Outer Banks North Carolina    
OC Of Course Original Character Orange County
OCD Obsessive Compulsive Disorder    
OCO Oh, Come On    
OCT On Company Time    
OD Overdose Over Doing it  
ODEE same as OD    
ODG Oh Dear God    
ODL Oh Dear Lord    
ODST Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (Gaming)    
ODT On Dis Ting    
OE Outlook Express Operator Error  
OED Oxford English Dictionary    
OEM Original Equipment Manufacurer    
OFC Of Course    
OFH Old Folks' Home    
OFOC Overwhelming Feelings of Concern    
OFWGKTA Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (rappers)  
OG Original Gangster Old Git  
OGIM Oh God It's Monday    
OH Other Half    
OHAC Own House And Car    
OHAI Oh, Hi    
OHIM Oh Hell, It's Monday    
OHK Oh,Ok    
OHKO One Hit Knock Out    
OHN Oh Hell, No!    
OHS Operator Head Space    
OHT One Handed Typing    
OI Hey    
OIC Oh, I See    
OIK Unpleasant, unpopular person    
OIY Hey    
OJ Only Joking    
OJD Obsessive Jonas (Brothers) Disorder    
OJT On Job Training    
OK Only Kidding    
OKEY DOKEY OK    
OKI Okey Dokey, OK    
OKIES Okay    
OKW/E OK What-Ever    
OL Online Office Lady  
OLD BAG Grumpy old woman    
OLDFAG Long established member of an online community  
OLED Organic Light-Emitting Diode    
OLLG One Less Lonely Girl    
OM Old Man    
OM NOM Sound of eating    
OMA Oh My Allah    
OMB On My Break    
OMD Oh My Days    
OMDB Over My Dead Body    
OMDZ Oh My Dayz    
OMFSM Oh My Flying Spaghetti Monster    
OMG Oh My God    
OMGA Oh My Giddy Aunt    
OMGD Oh My God Dude    
OMGNA Oh My Gosh, Not Again    
OMGSH Oh My Gosh    
OMGZ same as OMG    
OMJC Oh My Jesus Christ    
OMJ Oh My Jonas (JB)    
OML Oh My Lord    
OMS Oh My Science    
OMSJ Oh My Sweet Jesus!    
OMT One More Thing    
OMW On My Way    
OMWH On My Way Home    
OMZ Oh My Zeus    
ON Drunk, high    
ON ONE Under the influence of drugs    
ON9 Stupid (Chinese) Online  
ONCO Or Nearest Cash Offer    
ONE One Love, goodbye    
ONG  Misspelling of OMG    
ONL Online    
ONNA Oh No, Not Again    
ONNTA Oh No, Not This Again    
ONO Or Nearest Offer    
ONOZ Oh No    
ONS One Night Stand    
ONTD Oh No They Didn't    
ONUD Oh No You Didn't    
ONYD Oh No You Didn't    
OO Object Orientated Suprised  
O-O Shock    
OOA Out Of Ammo    
OOAK One Of A Kind    
OOC Out Of Control/Character/Context    
OOF Out Of Office    
OOFT Sound made when impressed by something  
OOH Out Of Here    
OOI Out Of Interest    
OOM Out Of Mana (MMORPG)    
OOMF One Of My Friends/Followers    
OOML Out Of My League    
OOO Out Of Office    
OOP Out Of Place    
OOPS Word said after doing something wrong  
OOS Out Of Style    
OOSOOM Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind    
OOT Out Of Town    
OOTB Out Of The Box    
OOTC Obligatory On-Topic Comment    
OOTD Outfit Of The Day    
OOTO Out Of The Office    
OP Original Poster    
OPA Greek exclamation    
OPB Other People's Business    
OPK Other People's Kids    
OPM Other People's Money    
OPPS Misspelling of 'oops'    
OPS Oops    
OPSEC Operations Security    
ORG Online Reality Games Organization  
ORITE Alright, hello    
ORKUT Google's social network    
ORLY Oh Really    
ORN Oh Really Now    
ORZ Frustration, despair    
OS Operating System    
OSLT Or Something Like That    
OSM Awesome    
OSSIM Awesome    
OST Original Sound Track    
OT Off Topic    
OTA Over The Air    
OTAY Okay    
OTB Off The boat    
OTC Over The Counter    
OTD On The Dot Out The Door  
OTE Over The Edge    
OTF Off Topic Forum    
OTFL On The Floor Laughing    
OTH Off The Hook    
OTK Over The Knee    
OTL like ORZ stick figure on hands and knees Out To Lunch  
OTLTA One Thing Led To Another    
OTM Of The Moment One Track Mind  
OTOH On The Other Hand    
OTOOH On The Other Other Hand    
OTP One True Pairing    
OTR On The Run    
OTS On The Side    
OTT Over The Top    
OTTH On The Third Hand    
OTTOMH Off The Top Of My Head    
OTW On The Whole    
OTW On The Way    
OTY Over To You    
OTZ same as ORZ    
OU Open University    
OUCH Interjection said when experiencing pain  
OUGHTA Ought to    
OUNCE 28 grams of drugs (usually marijuana)    
OUTTA Out Of    
OVA Original Video Animation    
OVNO Or Very Near Offer    
OVO Obviously    
OW Ouch Other Woman Oh, Well
OWLING Crouching and staring like an owl    
OWN Beat, dominate (gaming)    
OWNED Dominated    
OWNM Oh Well, Never Mind    
OWT Anything    
OWTTE Or Words To That Effect    
OX Sharp blade    
OXY OxyContin (or oxycodone), painkiller    
OY Oh Yeah    
OYB On Your Bike    
OYE Listen up    
OYG Oh Your God    
OYO On Your Own    
OZ Australia Ounce  
P Penny, pence    
P!ATD Panic! At The Disco (band)    
P&C Point and Click    
P&L Profit And Loss Peace And Love  
P&P Party And Play Postage And Packaging  
P) Pirate    
P/U Pick Up    
P/X Part exchange    
P2C2E Process Too Complicated To Explain    
P2P Peer To Peer Pay To Play  
P45 Employment severance form (UK)    
P4P Pound For Pound    
P90X Type of workout schedule    
P911 Parent Alert    
PA Personal Assistant    
PAC Gangsta rapper Tupac Shakur    
PAD House, room    
PAF Phone A Friend    
PAN Personal Area Network    
PANSY Sissy, unmanly person    
PANTS Rubbish Trousers Underpants
PAPARAZZI Photo-journalists    
PAPER Money    
PAR Disrespect    
PARA Paralytic, very drunk    
PARTY POOPER A person who ruins the mood with their attitude  
PATCH Correction applied to a computer program  
PATD Panic At The Disco (band)    
PATT Party All The Time    
PAW Parents are watching    
PAX Peace    
PAYCE Peace    
PAYE Pay As You Earn    
PAYG Pay As You Go    
PB Personal Best    
PB&J Peanut Butter and Jelly    
PBQ Please Be Quiet    
PBR Pabst Blue Ribbon (beer)    
PBS Public Broadcasting Service    
PBUH Peace Be Upon Him    
PBWU Peace Be With You    
PBWY Peace Be With You    
PC Politically Correct Personal Computer  
PC 4 PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment  
PC4PC Picture Comment For Picture Comment.  
PCB Printed Circuit Board  Please Come Back  
PCD Pussycat Dolls    
PCE Peace Goodbye  
PCI Peripheral Component Interconnect    
PCMIA Personal Computer Manufacturer Interface Adaptor  
PCP Phencyclidine, Angel dust    
PD Public Domain    
PDA Personal Digital Assistant    
PDBAZ Please Don't Be A Zombie    
PDF Portable Document Format    
PDG Pretty Damn Good    
PDOA Public Display Of Affection    
PDP Pretty Darn Precious    
PDQ Pretty Damn Quick    
PDT Pacific Daylight Time    
PE Physical Education    
PEACE Goodbye    
PEACE OUT Goodbye    
PEAK Humiliating    
PEANUT Pet name for BF or GF    
PEAR Pear shaped, wrong    
PEBCAC Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer  
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard  
PEBKAC Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair  
PEEPS People    
PEEPZ People    
PEER TO PEER Computer network without a central server  
PEERS People in the same group, equals in age, background etc  
PEN Penitentiary, jail, prison    
PENDEJO Idiot, fool    
PENG Good looking person    
PENG A LENG Really sexy, very fit    
PEON Low ranking person    
PEPS People    
PERF Perfect    
PERO But    
PERV Pervert    
PERVING Flirting in a creepy way    
PERVY Perverted, creepy    
PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals  
PEWPEW Laser sound    
PFA Please Find Attached    
PFB Please Find Below    
PFC Private First Class    
PFF Expression of disagreement    
PFFT Expression of dismissal    
PFT An exlamation of disbelief    
PG Parental Guidance    
PG-13 Parental Guidance if under 13 (movie rating)  
PGA Professional Golfers' Association    
PGDA Pretty Goddamn Awesome    
PGP Pretty Good Privacy (encryption)    
PH Pantyhose    
PHAIL Fail    
PHAT Pretty Hot And Tempting    
PHB Pointy-Haired Boss (from Dilbert)    
PHD Doctor of Philosphy    
PHEW Expression of relief    
PHISHING Scamming method used to get personal information  
PHOAR Expression of lust, physical attraction    
PHONY Fake object or person    
PHP Personal Home Page    
PHR33 Free    
PHWOAR Acknowledgement that a person is fit, sexy,hot  
PI Greek letter Ratio of circle's diameter to its circumference
PIC Picture Partner In Crime  
PICNIC Problem In Chair Not In Computer    
PIECE Gun, weapon Pipe for smoking drugs Work of graffiti (masterpiece)
PIF Marijuana    
PIFF Purple weed    
PIG Police officer    
PIGS The police    
PIMPL Pee In My Pants Laughing    
PIN Personal Identification Number    
PINCHED Caught, arrested    
PING Send a packet to a computer and wait for its return (Packet INternet Groper)
PINK TOE White girl    
PIPS Easy, not difficult    
PIQ Person In Question    
PIR Parent In Room    
PISSED Angry Drunk  
PISSED OFF Mad, angry    
PITCH Contribute money    
PITME Peace In the Middle East    
PITR Parent In The Room    
PIX Pictures    
PJ Poor/Personal Joke Cheap alcoholic beverage
PJ'S Pyjamas, night wear    
PK Player Kill (MMORPG)    
PKB Pot, Kettle, Black    
PKI Public Key Infrastructure    
PKIT Please Keep In Touch    
PKMN Pokemon    
PKS Painkillers    
PL OK (typo)    
PL0X Please    
PLA People's Liberation Army    
PLANK Idiot, stupid person    
PLANKING Lying face down in an unusual place    
PLASTIC Credit Card    
PLC Public Limited Company    
PLEB Commoner, inferior person    
PLH Peace, Love and Happiness    
PLI Potential Love Interest    
PLIES American rapper    
PLL Pretty Little Liar    
PLMA Please Leave Me Alone    
PLMK Please Let Me Know    
PLONK Cheap wine    
PLONKER Idiot    
PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder    
PLOX Please    
PLS Please    
PLU People Like Us    
PLUMBUM Plumber's crack    
PLUR Peace, Love, Unity, and Respect    
PLX Please    
PLZ Please    
PM Private Message Post Meridiem (afternoon)
PMA Positive Mental Attitude    
PMB Private Message Box    
PMD Put Me Down    
PMF Pardon My French    
PMFJI Pardon Me For Jumping In    
PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth!  
PMJI Pardon My Jumping In    
PMT Pre-Menstrual Tension    
PMYMHMMFSWGAD Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PNG Image file format    
PNL Peace And Love    
PNP Party and Play    
PNR Passenger Name Record    
PNW Pacific North West    
POA Plan Of Action    
POCKET DIAL Accidentally make a call with the phone in your pocket  
POCKO Pocket    
POD Passed Out Drunk    
POF Plenty of Fish (dating site)    
POI Point(s) Of Interest    
POIDH Pics Or It Didn't Happen    
POKER FACE Expressionless face    
POKEY Prison    
POLY Polyamory, loving more than one person at a time  
POMG Oh My God (variation)    
PON On same as PWN  
PONED Powerfully owned, dominated    
PONR Point Of No Return    
POOL SHARK Good pool player    
POP Popular (music)    
POP A SQUAT Sit down    
POP3 Post Office Protocol v3 (for email)    
POPO Police Officer(s)    
POPPER Amyl Nitrate    
POPPERS Amyl nitrate (recreational drug)    
POPPIN Going on, happening    
POPPING Dance style    
POPS Father    
PORCH MONKEY Person who sits on their porch, lazy person  
POSE Suppose    
POSS Possibly    
POST Hang out    
POT Mariujana    
POT HEAD Person who smokes WEED    
POTC Pirates Of The Carribean    
POTO Phantom Of The Opera    
POTS Parents Over The Shoulder (parents watching, I can't really talk)  
POTUS President of the United States    
POTW Patient of the Week (House M.D.)    
POV Point Of View    
POW Prisioner of War    
POWN same as PWN    
POZ HIV positive    
PPC Pay Per Click    
PPL People    
PPLE People    
PPLZ People    
PPM Parts Per Million    
PPPW Per Person, Per Week    
PPS Post-Post Script    
PPT Microsoft PowerPoint    
PPU Please Pick Up    
PPV Pay Per View    
PR Public Relations    
PRANG Scared    
PRATT Stupid person    
PRAWN Girl who is good looking except for her face  
PREE Watch, stare at    
PREGGERS Pregnant    
PREGGO Pregnant    
PREGO Pregnant    
PREP Prepare    
PRESH Precious Awesome, cool  
PRI Pretty    
PRIT Ugly    
PRO BONO For (public) good (Latin)    
PROB Probably    
PROBS Probably    
PROBZ Probably    
PROC Programmed Random Occurrence    
PROD Protestant    
PROG Progressive rock music Program  
PROJECT same as HOOD    
PROLLY Probably    
PROPS Respect, recognition    
PROXY Agent, middle man    
PRW Parents Are Watching    
PRY Probably    
PS PhotoShop Play Station Post Script
PS & QS Pints and Quarts Please and Thank Yous  
PS/2 Computer port for keyboard or mouse    
PS3 PlayStation 3    
PSA Publice Service Announcement    
PSD Photoshop Data file    
PSH Dismissive expression    
PSHAW Expression of disbelief, scepticism    
PSI Pounds per Square Inch (pressure) Greek letter  
PSM Personal Short Message    
PSN Playstation Network    
PSP PlayStation Portable    
PSR Pretty Standard, Really    
PST Please Send Tell Pacific Standard Time  
PSTN Public Switched Telephone Network    
PSU Power Supply Unit    
PSYCHED Excited, pumped up    
PT Phantasy Tour Physical Training  
PTB Powers That Be Pass The Buck Please Text Back
PTDR Pete De Rire (French for LOL)    
PTI Pardon The Interruption    
PTL Praise The Lord    
PTO Paid Time Off    
PTP Pay To Play Peer To Peer  
PTSD Post Traumatic Stress Disorder    
PTW Play To Win Professional Time Waster
PUA Pick Up Artist    
PUFF Marijuana    
PUG Pick Up Group    
PUKKA Genuine, top quality    
PULL Make out with    
PUMA Woman who dates younger men    
PUMPED Exhilarated, fired up    
PUNK Music genre    
PURDY Pretty    
PURPLE Strong marijuana    
PUSH Sell (drugs)    
PV Promotional Video    
PVC Polyvinyl Chloride, vinyl    
PVE Player versus Environment (MMORPG)  
PVM Player Versus Monster    
PVP Player v Player    
PVT Private    
PWD Password    
PWEASE Babyish form of Please    
PWN Own, dominate    
PWND same as PWNED    
PWNED Owned, dominated Perfectly Owned  
PWNT same as PWNED    
PWOR Proceeding With Orders Recieved    
PWP Plot? What Plot?    
PWT Poor White Trash    
PYP Play Your Position    
PYT Pretty Young Thing    
PZ Peace    
Q Thank You    
Q&A Question and Answer    
Q1 First Quarter Quake 1 (Game)  
Q4U Question For You    
Q8 Kuwait    
QA Quality Assurance Question and Answer  
QANTAS Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Service  
QB Quarter Back    
QC Quality Control    
QED Quod Erat Demonstrandum (it has been proved)  
QFE Quoted For Emphasis    
QFP Quoted For Posterity    
QFT  Quoted For Truth    
QI Quite Interesting    
QK Ninja    
QL Cool Quietly Laughing  
QLD Queensland    
QOS Quantam Of Solace    
QOTD Quote Of The Day    
QOTSA Queens Of The Stone Age (Band)    
QP Quarter Pound (of weed)    
QQ Crying Quit  
QQ4U Quick Question For You    
QR Queer    
QSL Confirmed    
QT Cutie    
QTPI Cutie Pie    
QTY Quantity    
QUACK Doctor    
QUE What?    
QWERTYUIOP Bored    
R Are    
R&B Rhythm And Blues    
R&D Replicate and Duplicate Research and Development
R&R Rest and Relaxation    
R5 Region 5 (DVD region)    
RA Resident Advisor Resident Assistant  
RAC Rock Against Communism    
RACHET Crazy, nasty    
RAD Radical, cool    
RADAR Radio Detection And Ranging    
RAFL same as ROFL    
RAGE Party very hard, get wasted    
RAGO Whatever, OK    
RAH Pompous or superior person    
RAILS Lines of cocaine    
RAK Random Act of Kindness    
RAM Random Access Memory    
RANDOM Unexpected, unpredictable    
RANGA Redhead (derogatory)    
RANK Disgusting, gross    
RAP Music genre    
RAPID Cool, excellent    
RAPPER Urban poet    
RAR File compression type    
RAS Remote Access Server    
RAT Snitch, telltale    
RATM Rage Against the Machine (band)    
RAWK Rock    
RAWR Right Answer, Wrong Reason    
RAZZ Make fun of Get drunk  
RBAU Right Back At You    
RBAY Right Back At You    
RBG Revolutionary But Gangsta    
RC Random Chat Radio Controlled  
RCH A very small unit of measurement    
RCON Remote Console    
RCT Roller Coster Tycoon    
RD Real Deal    
RDJ Robert Downey Jr.    
RDM Random Death Match    
RDO Regular Day Off    
RDR Red Dead Redemption (Game)    
RDRR Har-de-har-har    
RE Regarding    
RED COAT British soldier Holiday camp worker  
REDBONE Light skinned colored person    
REDNECK Unsophisticated rural person from Southeast USA  
REDONCULOUS Ridiculous    
REEFA same as REEFER    
REEFER Marijuana    
REF Refugee    
RE-GIFT Pass an unwanted gift on to someone else  
REGS Regular Low quality marijuana  
REL Relative Irrelevant  
RELLIES Relatives    
REM Rapid Eye Movement Rock band  
RENTS Parents    
REP Represent Reputation Repetition
RESH Depressing    
RESTECPA Respect (Ali G)    
RETRO Old fashioned style    
REV Make an engine go faster Reverend  
REZ Indian reservation    
RFC Request For Comment    
RFI Request For Information    
RFP Request for Proposal    
RFT Right First Time    
RFYL Run For Your Life    
RGDS Regards    
RGR Roger    
RH Road Head    
RHCP Red Hot Chili Peppers (Band)    
RHINO Older man looking for a younger woman  
RHIP Rank Has Its Privileges    
RIB Make fun of    
RICE Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements  
RICK ROLL Trick someone with a link to Rick Astley video  
RIDIC Ridiculous    
RIF Reduction In Force    
RIFRAF Common people, trailer trash    
RINGTONE Sound a cell phone makes when receiving a call  
RINO Republican In Name Only    
RIP Convert music on CD to MP3s Rest In Peace  
RIPPED Well defined muscles Stoned  
RIS Received In Swap    
RITE Right Write  
RIYL Recommended If You Like    
RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms    
RL Real Life    
RLF Real Life Friend    
RLY Really    
RMA Return Merchandise Authorization    
RME Rolling My Eyes    
RMR Remember    
RMT Real-Money Trading    
RMV Results May Vary    
RN Right Now Registered Nurse  
RNA Ribonucleic Acid    
RNB Rhythm And Blues    
RNG Random Number Generator    
RNR Rock 'N Roll    
RO Ragnarok Online (MMORPG)    
ROACH The end of a JOINT    
ROCKBAND Music video game    
ROCKIN Awesome    
ROCKS Crack cocaine    
ROE Rules Of Engagement    
ROF Rate Of Fire ROFL  
ROFC Rolling On Floor Crying    
ROFL Rolling On Floor Laughing    
ROFLCOPTER LOL, ROFL etc    
ROFLOL Rolling On Floor, Laughing Out Loud    
ROFTL Misspelling of ROTFL    
ROG Really Old Git    
ROGER THAT I Understand, OK    
ROH Ring of Honor (wrestling)    
ROI Return on Investment    
ROLF Rolling On Laughing Floor    
ROLL Experience the effects of Ecstasy    
ROLLED Robbed, beaten    
ROLLIN High on drugs    
ROM Read-Only Memory    
ROM COM Romantic Comedy    
ROOTS Type of Reggae music    
ROR Raughing out Roud    
ROSES Money    
ROTC Reserve Officer Training Corps    
ROTF Rolling On The Floor (laughing is implied)  
ROTFFNAR Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason  
ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing    
ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud  
ROTGL Rolling On The Ground Laughing    
ROTK Return of the King (Tolkien)    
ROTM Run Of The Mill    
ROW Rest Of the World    
ROX Rocks    
ROXOR Rocks, Awesome    
ROXORZ Rocks    
ROY Relative of yours?    
ROZZERS Police    
RP Role Play    
RPC Role Playing Chat    
RPF Real Person Fiction    
RPG Rocket Propelled Grenade Role Playing Game  
RPM Revolutions Per Minute    
RQ Random Questions (Livejournal community)  
RR Restroom    
RRD Rick Rolled    
RRP Recommended Retail Price    
RS RuneScape, a MMORPG    
RSI Repetitive Strain Injury    
RSN Real Soon Now    
RSPB Royal Society for the Protection of Birds  
RSRSRS same as LOL    
RSS Rich Site Summary Really Simple Syndication
RSVP Repondez s'il vous plait (Please reply)    
RT Retweet Real Time  
RTD Ready To Drink    
RTE National broadcaster in Ireland    
RTF Return The Favour    
RTFAQ Read The FAQ    
RTFI Read The Flipping Instructions    
RTFM Read The Flipping Manual    
RTG Ready To Go    
RTHX Thank you for the Retweet    
RTM Read The Manual    
RTO Radio Telephone Operator    
RTR Roll Tide Roll    
RTS Real Time Strategy    
RTV Rock The Vote    
RTW Ready To Wear Round The World  
RU Are You?    
RUA Are You Alone?    
RUDEBOY Gangster Ska fan  
RUH ROH Uh Oh, Scooby Doo style    
RUKM Are You Kidding Me?    
RUMBLE Brawl, fight    
RUO Weak (Chinese)    
RUOK Are You OK?    
RUS Are You Serious?    
RUT Are You There    
RV Recreational Vehicle    
RVB Red Versus Blue (popular web-series)    
RVR Realm Versus Realm (MMORPG)    
RWL Roaring With Laughter    
RWNJ Right Wing Nut Job    
RWYS Reap What You Sow    
RX Prescription    
RYC Regarding Your Comment    
RYN Read Your Note Regarding Your Note  
RYO Roll Your Own    
RYT Right, alright    
S&D Search and Destroy    
S&M Sadism and Masochism    
S&P Salt and Pepper    
S/ Substitute first word with second    
S/B Should Be    
S/N Serial Number    
S/O Shout Out Significant Other  
S/T Self Titled    
S^ What's Up    
S2 Love (heart shape)    
S2G Swear To God    
S2R Send To Receive    
S2S Sorry To Say Safe To Say  
S2U Same To You    
S4S Support For Support (MySpace)    
SA Sibling Alert    
SAB Smoking A Blunt    
SAD Pathetic Seasonal Adjustment Disorder
SAE Stamped/Self Addressed Envelope    
SAF Single Asian Female    
SAFE Something or someone good    
SAFM Stay Away From Me    
SAG Wear trousers low around the waist    
SAGE Word added to a post to stop it getting bumped  
SAHM Stay At Home Mom    
SALA Idiot, moron    
SALAM Peace (Arabic)    
SALTS Smiled A Little Then Stopped    
SALTY Upset, annoyed, embarrassed    
SALUT Hi    
SAM Stop Annoying Me    
SAMEFAG Person with multiple aliases on forums    
SANGA Sandwich    
SANK Something    
SANS Without (French)    
SAP Sad And Pathetic Fool  
SARCY Sarcastic    
SARGE Chat up    
SAS Special Air Service    
SASE Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope    
SAT Scholastic Assessment Test    
SATA Serial Advanced Technology Attachment  
SATC Sex And The City (TV show)    
SATS Standard Attainment Tests    
SAUCE Misspelling of 'source'    
SAUCED Drunk    
SAVAGE Brutal but awesome    
SAVVY Do you understand? Knowledgeable, well informed
SAYONARA Goodbye (Japanese)    
SB Somebody    
SBD Silent But Deadly    
SBF Single Black Female    
SBI Surrounded By Incompetence    
SBM Single Black Male    
SBS Step By Step    
SBT Sorry 'Bout That    
SC StarCraft (game) Silent Chuckle  
SCALLY Low life, trailer trash    
SCAM Rip off Make out  
SCART Audio/Video TV connector    
SCH School    
SCHEMIE Someone from a council estate    
SCHWAG Low grade marijuana    
SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist    
SCO San Fransisco    
SCOFF Food Eat fast Sneer
SCOTUS Supreme Court Of The United States    
SCOUSE Relating to Liverpool    
SCOUSER Person from Liverpool    
SCRAM Go away    
SCRAP Fight    
SCREB Dirty, scruffy person    
SCRILLA Money, cash    
SCRIM Practice game    
SCRUB Loser who thinks he's something    
SCUBA Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus  
SD Sweet Dreams So Drunk Secure Digital (memory card)
SDK Software Development Kit    
SDRAM Synchronous Dynamic Random Access Memory  
SE Special Edition    
SEC Second    
SED Said    
SEEDS Marijuana seeds Children  
SEEN I see, understood    
SEKKLE Calm down    
SEO Search Engine Optimization Web Wise Media  
SEP Somebody Else's Problem    
SES Marijuana    
SESH Session (drinking, smoking, gaming etc)  
SET Division of a gang    
SETE Smiling Ear To Ear    
SEVIE Seventh Grader    
SEXPOT Sexy Person    
SF Science Fiction San Francisco  
SFAM Sister From Another Mister    
SFLR Sorry For Late Reply    
SFSG So Far So Good    
SFTBC Sorry For The Broadcast    
SFW Safe For Work    
SFX Sound Effects    
SG2M Sounds Good To Me    
SGTM Sounds Good To Me    
SH Same Here    
SHADDAP Shut up    
SHADE Casual, disrespectful    
SHADES Sunglasses    
SHADY Shifty, sly, sneaky    
SHAFT Screw, rip off    
SHANK Homemade knife Stab  
SHAWN Attractive man    
SHAWTY Young girl/woman    
SHEILA Woman    
SHERM Cigarette dipped in PCP    
SHH Be quiet, shut up    
SHINNY Informal game of hockey    
SHIOK Expression of happiness, pleasure    
SHIP Romantic relationship    
SHIZZLE Sure    
SHK Should Have Known    
SHM Simple Harmonic Motion    
SHMILY See How Much I Love You    
SHO Sure Super High Output  
SHOOK Scared, frightened    
SHOOP Photoshop    
SHOPPED Photoshopped, manipulated    
SHORTY Girlfriend, attractive girl    
SHOTGUN Front passenger seat    
SHOTTA Thug, gangster Drug dealer  
SHOULDA Should have    
SHU Secure Housing Unit    
SHUBZ House party, rave    
SHUCKS Expression of modesty or disappointment  
SHUG Sugar    
SHURUP Shut Up    
SHUSH Shut up, be quiet    
SHUX Shucks, expression of modesty    
SHWE Should We    
SI Stop It Stupid Idiot  
SIA Sorry I Asked    
SIAP Sorry If Already Posted    
SIAS Say It Ain't So    
SIC Latin sicut (just as) - apparent mistake    
SICK Awesome, cool    
SICS Sitting In Chair Snickering    
SID Acid, LSD    
SIDK Sorry, I Didn't Know    
SIF As If    
SIFS Secret Internet Fatties    
SIG Signature    
SIGH Exhale depressedly    
SIKE Indicating the previous statement is false Psyche  
SIKED Psyched, excited about    
SIL Son-In-Law    
SIM Subscriber Identity Module    
SIM CARD Subscriber Identity Module for a mobile phone  
SIMMER Relax, chill    
SIO Bye    
SIP YEP in Spanish    
SIS Sister    
SITD Still In The Dark    
SITREP Situation Report    
SITTING DUCK Vulnerable, helpless target    
SIV Bad goalie in hockey    
SIW Someone Is Watching    
SIWOTI Someone Is Wrong On The Internet    
SIZZLE Drug OC, oxycontin    
SJ Society of Jesus San Jose  
SK8 Skate    
SK8R Skater    
SKANKIN Form of dancing    
SKEED High    
SKEEN I See, Seen    
SKENG Knife    
SKETCH Unusual, dubious    
SKEWL School    
SKI Spend Kids' Inheritance Snort cocaine  
SKI INSTRUCTOR Cocaine dealer    
SKIDADDLE Go away    
SKINNY Information, gossip Thin  
SKINS Cigarette papers TV teen drama  
SKL School    
SKN OK, cool, whatever    
SKOOL School    
SKU Stock Keeping Unit    
SKUX A guy who's good with women    
SKYPE Internet telephone    
SL So Lame    
SLA Service Level Agreement    
SLAB Slow Low/Loud And Bangin', customized car  
SLAP Sounds Like A Plan    
SLAPPED Drunk    
SLF Sounds Like Fun    
SLFN So Long For Now    
SLI Scalable Link Interface    
SLICE Eighth of an ounce (3.5 grams) of marijuana  
SLICK Sharp, cool, smooth    
SLM Salaam (hello)    
SLOL Seriously Laughing Out Loud    
SLOSHED Drunk    
SLR Single Lens Reflex (camera)    
SLT Salut, hello    
SLUGS Bullets    
SLY Still Love You    
SMACK Heroin    
SMACKED High on marijuana    
SMAD Sad and mad    
SMDH Shaking My Damn Head    
SMDHE Some Mothers Do Have Em    
SME Small/Medium Enterprises    
SMEG All purpose swear word    
SMEXI Smart and Sexy    
SMEXY Smart and sexy    
SMFT So Much For That    
SMG Sub-Machine Gun    
SMGDH Shaking My God Damn Head    
SMH Shaking My Head    
SMHID Shaking My Head In Despair    
SMIDSY Sorry Mate, I Didn't See You    
SML Screw My Life Story of My Life  
SMOOCH Kiss    
SMOOSH Hug, squeeze    
SMS Short Message Service    
SMT Sucking My Teeth    
SMTH Something    
SMTP Simple Mail Transfer Protocol    
SMURF Experienced gamer posing as a newbie    
SN Screen Name Side Note  
SN1 Spare No One    
SNAFU Situation Normal, All Fouled Up    
SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy Sausage  
SNAIL MAIL Regular postal service    
SNAKE Snitch, back stabber    
SNAKE OIL Fake medicine    
SNAKING Flirting    
SNAP Expression of dismay, surprise, joy etc    
SNC Social Network Check    
SND Search And Destroy    
SNF So Not Funny    
SNIDE Fake or counterfeit    
SNIFF Cocaine    
SNIPE Bid on eBay just before the auction ends  
SNITCH Person who tells on someone    
SNK Video game company    
SNM Say No More    
SNOG Kiss    
SNOOKIE Pet name for BF or GF    
SNOW Cocaine    
SNR Signal To Noise Ratio    
SNSD Sho Nyo Shi Dae (Girl's Generation) Korean girl group  
SNYK So Now You Know    
SO Significant Other Shout Out  
SO SO Neither good nor bad, average    
SOA State Of Alert (band)    
SOAD System Of A Down (Band)    
SOAG Son Of A Gun    
SOCKPUPPET Person using a false identity    
SOCOM Special Operations Command    
SOE Sony Online Entertainment    
SOF Soldier Of Fortune (Game)    
SOFT Powdered cocaine    
SOG Sea Of Green (cannabis growing)    
SOH Sense Of Humor    
SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure    
SOI Statement of Intent    
SOIDH Screenshot Or It Didn't Happen    
SOK That's OK    
SOLID Cool, awesome    
SOML Story Of My Life    
SOMSW Someone Over My Shoulder Watching    
SON Close Friend    
SONAR SOund Navagation And Ranging    
SOO So    
SOOC Straight Out Of Camera (not Photoshopped)  
SOOD Cool    
SOOTB Straight Out Of The Box    
SOP Standard Operating Procedure    
SORN Statutory Off Road Notification    
SORTA Sort of    
SOS Save Our Souls (Help!)    
SOTA State Of The Art    
SOTD Song Of The Day    
SOUND Cool, awesome, good    
SOW Female police officer    
SOX Socks    
SOZ Sorry    
SP2 Service Pack 2    
SPAM Unsolicted email    
SPARK Set light to (marijuana)    
SPAT Fight, argument, tiff    
SPAZ Spastic    
SPCA Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals  
SPECTRE Special Executive for Counter-intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion
SPED Someone who needs special education    
SPEXY Sexy with glasses    
SPF Strictly Platonic Friend    
SPIM Instant Messaging SPAM    
SPINS Effect of drinking too much    
SPIT GAME Act of flirting    
SPITAL Hospital    
SPLIF A cigarette of tobacco and cannibis    
SPLIFF same as SPLIF    
SPM South Park Mexican (rapper)    
SPN Supernatural (TV show)    
SPOC Single Point of Contact    
SPOILER Something you would've prefered to find out yourself  
SPOOF Tube used to reduce smoking smells    
SPOON Cuddle    
SPOT Lend money    
SPOT ON Absolutely correct, perfect    
SPRUNG Obsessed with someone, in love    
SPST Same Place, Same Time    
SPUN Under the influence of methamphetamine  
SPURS US Basketball team UK football team (Tottenham Hotspur)
SQL Structured Query Language (for databases)  
SQTM Smiling Quietly To Myself    
SQUARE Cigarette    
SRH Supporting Radical Habits (Clothing)    
SRO Standing Room Only    
SRS Serious    
SRSLY Seriously    
SRT Street and Racing Technology    
SRY Sorry    
SS Screen Shot    
SSA Subject Says All    
SSBB Super Smash Brothers Brawl (game)    
SSBHM Super Sized BHM    
SSC Safe, Sane, Consensual    
SSD Solid State Drive    
SSDD Same Stuff Different Day    
SSID Service Set Identifier    
SSL Secure Socket Layer See Subject Line  
SSWA So Say We All    
ST Something    
ST00F Stuff    
STA Surveillance and Target Acquisition    
STACK $1000    
STAMP OK    
STAN Stalker Fan    
STANDARD Of course, goes without saying    
STAR Friend, buddy    
STAT Immediately (from Latin statim)    
STATS Statistics    
STB Soon To Be    
STBE Soon To Be Ex    
STBY Sucks To Be You Sorry To Bother You  
STC Subject to Change    
STEAL Punch    
STEEZ Style with ease    
STEEZE Style with ease    
STELLA Flirty girl    
STELLAR Awesome, excellent    
STEM Mix of STUD and FEM    
STEXT Sexy text message    
STG Swear To God    
STH Something    
STHG Something    
STHU Shut The Hell Up    
STK Shoot To Kill    
STM Short Term Memory    
STMF Stay Thirsty My Friends    
STML Short Term Memory Loss    
STN Spend The Night    
STOKED Very happy, excited    
STR Strength Short Term Relationship  
STR8 Straight    
STRAP Gun    
STROP Sulk, tantrum    
STS Smirk To Self    
STSP Same Time Same Place    
STTN Sleeping Through the Night    
STW Search The Web    
STY Same To You    
STYL Speak To You Later    
SU Shut Up    
SUCKS Is bad, is rubbish    
SUFI Super Finger    
SUH Sir    
SUIT Businessman, boss    
SUL See You Later    
SULA Sweaty Upper Lip Alert    
SUM Some    
SUM1 Someone    
SUMFIN Something    
SUMMAT Something    
SUP What's Up    
SUPER Very, really    
SURE Yes (often sarcastic)    
SUS Suspect, suspicious    
SUSS Discover, understand Suspicious  
SUV Sport Utility Vehicle    
SUX Sucks    
SVP S'il Vous Plait (please in French)    
SVS Someone Very Special    
SW So What? Star Wars Street Worker
SWAGG  Style, coolness, confidence    
SWAGGA Style or personality    
SWAGGER A person's style    
SWAK Sealed With A Kiss    
SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss    
SWAMBO She Who Always Must Be Obeyed    
SWANK Cool, classy Second Wife And No Kids Single Woman And No Kids
SWAT Special Weapons And Tactics    
SWEAT Like, love    
SWED Smoke Weed Every Day    
SWEET Awesome    
SWEETIE Pet name for BF or GF    
SWEETY same as SWEETIE    
SWF Single White Female    
SWIFT Awesome    
SWIM Someone Who Isn't Me    
SWISHER Cheap cigar used for making BLUNTs    
SWIY Someone Who Isn't You    
SWIZ Con, rip-off    
SWIZZLE Sweet    
SWK Star Wars Kid    
SWM Single White Male    
SWMBO She Who Must Be Obeyed    
SWND  Sound    
SWOL Well built, muscular    
SWOLE Muscular, in good shape    
SWOT Person who is always studying    
SWPF Single White Professional Female    
SWT Sweat Sweet  
SWY Sowwy (sorry)    
SXC Sexy    
SXE Straightedge (no drink, no drugs, no sex)  
SY Sincerely Yours    
SYA See You    
SYF Shut Your Face    
SYG Shut Your Gob    
SYITM See You In The Morning    
SYK So You Know    
SYL See You Later    
SYM Shut Your Mouth So You Mad?  
SYNC Synchronize    
SYOTOS See You On The Other Side    
SYRS See You Real Soon    
SYS See Ya Soon    
SYSOP System Operator    
SYT See You Tomorrow See You There  
SYTYCD So You Think You Can Dance    
SYWISY See You When I See You    
T.T Crying    
T^T Crying    
T_T Crying    
T2M Talk To Me    
T2UL Talk To You Later    
T2YL Talk To You Later    
T4P Thanks For Posting    
T4T Tit For Tat Thanks For Trade  
TA Thank you    
TAB Acid, LSD Cigarette  
TABOO Forbidden, not talked about    
TAC Cannabis resin    
TAD Small amount    
TADA Exclamation when something is finished  
TAE Trial And Error    
TAF Tell A Friend    
TAFN That's All For Now    
TAG Personal signature    
TAGL There's a good lad    
TAHT That    
TAI Think About It    
TAKS Texas Assessment of Knowledge and Skills  
TAL Thanks A Lot Try Again Later  
TANJ There Ain't No Justice    
TANK Large person, heavily built    
TANSTAAFL There Ain't No Such Thing as a Free Lunch  
TAPPED Crazy    
TAR Not very pure heroin    
TARD Retarded person    
TARDIS Time And Relative Dimentions In Space  
TARFU Things Are Really Fouled Up    
TASTY Good looking Cool, awesome  
TAT Tattoo Rubbish, junk  
TATA Goodbye    
TATO Alright, OK    
TATT Tattoo    
TAV Marijuana    
TAW Teachers Are Watching    
TAY Thinking About You    
TB Text Back    
TBA To Be Announced    
TBBH To Be Brutally Honest    
TBC To Be Continued    
TBCH To Be Completely Honest    
TBD To Be Decided    
TBE To be Edited    
TBF To Be Fair    
TBFU Too Bad For You    
TBH To Be Honest    
TBM Tactical Boyfriend Mention    
TBMS To Be More Specific    
TBNT Thanks, But No Thanks    
TBQH To Be Quite Honest    
TBR To Be Real    
TBSS Too Bad, So Sad    
TBT Truth Be Told    
TBTP That's Beside The Point    
TBU To Be Updated    
TBX To Be Exact    
TC Take Care    
TCB Taking Care of Business    
TCBY The Country's Best Yogurt    
TCCIC Take Care 'Cause I Care    
TCFC Too Close For Comfort    
TCFN Take Care For Now    
TCFS Too Cool For School    
TCG Trading Card Game    
TCGB Take Care, God Bless    
TCH Sound of disagreement, frustration    
TCK Third Culture Kid    
TCL Tool Command Language    
TCOB Taking Care of Buisness    
TCTC To Close To Call    
TD Touchdown    
TDDUP Til Death Do Us Part    
TDDWP Til Death Do We Part    
TDF To Die For    
TDG Too Damn Good Three Days Grace (band)  
TDH Tall, Dark, and Handsome    
TDI Turbo Direct Injection Turbo Diesel Injection  
TDL To Do List    
TDM Team DeathMatch    
TDS Technical Dificulties    
TDWP The Devil Wears Prada (Band)    
TDY Temporarily Deployed for a Year    
TE AMO I love you (Spanish)    
TEAL DEER same as TLDR    
TEC Tec 9 handgun    
TECH Technician Technology  
TEE T-shirt    
TEEF Steal Teeth  
TEEN Teenager, teenage    
TEH The Used to emphasise the next word
TEHO To Each His/Her Own    
TEK Tek-9 machine pistol Technique  
TEKKERS Technique (in sport)    
TEMP Temporary (worker, file, etc.)    
TEN Person with a perfect body    
TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It  
TEVS Whatever    
TEXT An SMS message sent between cell phones  
TF2 Team Fortress 2 (Game)    
TFA Thanks For Asking    
TFFW Too Funny For Words    
TFL Tip For Life Transport For London  
TFLMK Thanks For Letting Me Know    
TFLMS Thanks For Letting Me Share    
TFLN Texts From Last Night    
TFM Total Frat Move    
TFM2KAU2FO That's For Me to Know And You To Find Out  
TFS Thanks For Sharing    
TFT The Frozen Throne (Warcraft III) Thin Film Transistor  
TFTA Thanks For The Add    
TFTC Thanks For The (Geo)Cache    
TFTI Thanks For The Info    
TG Thank God Transgender Too Good
TGAL Think Globally, Act Locally    
TGE Misspelling of 'the'    
TGFI Thank God For the Internet    
TGI Thank God It's ...    
TGIAF Thank God It's Almost Friday    
TGIF Thank God It's Friday    
TGIM Thank God It's Monday    
TGOD Taylor Gang Or Die    
TGP Thumbnail Gallery Post    
TGTBT Too Good To Be True    
THA The    
THANG Thing    
THANQ  Thank You    
THANX Thanks    
THAR There    
THC Tetrahydrocannabinol, active ingredient in marijuana  
THE BOMB Really cool    
THE NICK Prison    
THICK Well proportioned, not fat or skinny    
THIS I agree    
THIZZ Ecstasy    
THIZZING Tripping on Ecstasy    
THIZZLE Esctasy tablet    
THN Then    
THNX Thanks    
THO Though    
THOU You    
THRASH Thrash metal (music style)    
THRU Through    
THT  That    
THTH To Hot to Handle    
THUG Violent criminal Person struggling to make something of their life
THUMBNAIL Small version of a picture    
THUMBS DOWN Sign of disapproval    
THURR There    
THWU To Hell With You    
THX Thanks    
TI Texas Instruments Rapper from Atlanta  
TI AMO I Love You (Italian)    
TIA Thanks In Advance    
TIC Tongue in Cheek    
TIE Take It Easy    
TIEM Misspelling of 'time'    
TIF That Is Funny    
TIFF Argument, disagreement    
TIGHT Close Miserly  
TIIC The Idiots In Charge    
TIL Until Today I Learned  
TIME Tears In My Eyes    
TINA Crystal Meth    
TINALO This Is Not A Legal Opinion    
TINAR This Is Not A Recommendation    
TING Thing    
TINWIS That Is Not What I Said    
TIPSY Slightly drunk    
TIRF That/This Is Really Funny    
TIS It Is    
TISA That Is So Awesome    
TISNF That is so not fair    
TITCH Small person    
TITCR This Is The Credited Response    
TITF Take It Too Far    
TITT Throw In The Towel, give up    
TIX Tickets    
TJA Hi (Swedish)    
TK Team Killer    
TKD Taekwondo    
TKM Te Quiero Mucho (Spanish for I love you)  
TKO Technical Knock Out    
TKS Thanks    
TKT Don't worry (French)    
TL Talk Later True Love Team Leader
TL;DR same as TLDR    
TL;DW same as TLDW    
TLA Three Letter Acronym    
TLC Tender Loving Care    
TLD Top Level Domain    
TLDNR Too Long; Did Not Read    
TLDR Too Long; Didn't Read    
TLDW Too Long; Didn't Watch    
TLGO The List Goes On    
TLI Too Little Information    
TLK Talk    
TLND True Love Never Dies    
TLOL Truly Laughing Out Loud    
TM Text Message Text Me Trademark
TMA Take My Advice    
TMAI Tell Me About It    
TMB Text Me Back    
TMD Damn in Chinese Too Much Detail  
TME Too Much Effort    
TMF Too Much Forehead    
TMH Touch My Hand    
TMI Too Much Information    
TMK To My Knowledge    
TML Thank Me Later Text Me Later  
TMM Tell Me More    
TMO Tomorrow    
TMP Tactical Machine Pistol    
TMR Tomorrow    
TMRW Tomorrow    
TMS Too Much Swag(ger)    
TMSIDK Tell Me Something I Don't Know    
TMTC Too Many To Count    
TMTH Too Much To Handle    
TMTOWTDI There's More Than One Way To Do It    
TMTT Too Much To Text    
TMW Tomorrow    
TMY Tell Me Why    
TMZ Celebrity news    
TNA Total Nonstop Action    
TNBM True Norwegian Black Metal    
TNF That's Not Funny    
TNL To Next Level    
TNO Trust No One    
TNOP Totally Not Our Problem    
TNOT Take Note Of That    
TNSTAAFL There's No Such Thing As A Free Lunch  
TNT Til Next Time    
TNTM That's News To Me    
TNX Thanks    
TO Time Out    
TO BOOT As well, also    
TOASTIE Toasted sandwich    
TOC Table Of Contents    
TOD Time Of Death Time Of Day  
TOEFL Test Of English as a Foreign Language    
TOFTT Take One For The Team    
TOH The Other Half    
TOKE Inhale marijuana smoke    
TOL Thinking Out Loud Thinking Of Laughing  
TOM Time Of Month    
TOMBOUT Talking About    
TOMO Tomorrow    
TOMOZ Tomorrow    
TON One hundred    
TONG Asian gangster    
TONK Strong, muscular    
TOOC Totally Out Of Control    
TOODLE Goodbye, toodle-pip    
TOOL Person of low intelligence, a fool    
TOON Online character in RPG    
TOOTSIES Toes, feet    
TOPPER Person who always has a better story    
TOPS Wonderful, fantastic    
TOS Terms Of Service    
TOT Small child    
TOTE Carry    
TOTES Totally    
TOTES PRESH Totally Precious    
TOTM Time Of The Month    
TOTS Totally    
TOTT Think on These Things    
TOTUS Teleprompter Of The United States    
TOTZ Totally    
TOUCH Beat, kill, rob    
TOUCHE Said when admitting opponent has made a good point  
TOW The Other Wiki (Wikipedia)    
TOY Thinking Of You    
TP Toilet Paper Town Portal (diablo 2)  
TPAM The Person Above Me    
TPB The Pirate Bay    
TPE Total Power Exchange    
TPK Total Party Kill    
TPS Totally pointless stuff    
TPT Trailer Park Trash    
TPTB The Powers That Be    
TQ Thank You    
TQM Te Quiero Mucho (I Like You A Lot)    
TR00 True, loyal    
TRA Bye    
TRDMC Tears Running Down My Cheeks    
TRDMF Tears Running Down My Face    
TREE Marijuana    
TRICKIN Spending money on a girl    
TRIFE Trifling, unimportant    
TRILL True and Real    
TRIP Experience when using a hallucinogenic drug  
TRIPPING Under the influence of drugs    
TRM That Reminds Me    
TROL Police patrol    
TROLL A deliberately provocative message board user  
TROLLING The act of being a TROLL    
TROLOL LOLING at somebody who is TROLLING  
TROTW The Rest Of The World    
TROUT Older man looking for a younger woman  
TRU True    
TRU DAT That is True, I agree    
TRUFAX True Fact    
TRYNA Trying To    
TSA Transportation Security Administration  
TSIA Title Says It All    
TSK Sound of annoyance    
TSM Thanks So Much    
TSP Teaspoon    
TSTL Too Stupid To Live    
TT Telegrahic Transfer Till tomorrow  
T-T Crying    
TT_TT Crying    
TT4N Ta Ta For Now    
TTBOMK To The Best Of My Knowledge    
TTC Trying To Conceive    
TTD Textually Transmitted Disease    
TTEOT Till The End of Time    
TTFAF Through The Fire And Flames (song)    
TTFL Ta Ta For Later    
TTFN Ta-Ta For Now    
TTFW Too Tacky For Words    
TTG Time To Go    
TTGG Time To Go Girl    
TTH Trying Too Hard    
TTIWWP This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures  
TTJASI Take This Job And Shove It    
TTL Thank The Lord Time To Live (network cache)
TTLY Totally    
TTM Talk To Me    
TTML Talk To Me Later    
TTO Time To Own    
TTP To The Point    
TTR Time To Relax    
TTT Third Tier Toilet (bad school)    
TTTH Talk To The Hand    
TTTT These Things Take Time    
TTTTY Time To Talk To You    
TTUL Talk To You Later    
TTUS Talk To You Soon.    
TTY Talk To You    
TTYF Talk To You Forever    
TTYIAB Talk To You In A Bit    
TTYL Talk To You Later    
TTYM Talk to You Mañana    
TTYN Talk To You Never    
TTYRS Talk To You Real Soon    
TTYS Talk To You Soon    
TTYT Talk To You Tomorrow    
TTYTT To Tell You The Truth    
TTYVS Talk To You Very Soon    
TUDE Bad attitude    
TUFF Rugged    
TUNE Flirt    
TURF Area, part of the neighborhood    
TUVM Thank You Very Much    
TUX The penguin Linux mascot Tuxedo  
TVM Thanks Very Much    
TWAIN Technology Without An Interesting Name  
TWD Texting While Driving    
TWEAKED High on drugs    
TWEAKING same as SPUN    
TWEEKER A methamphetamine user    
TWEET A post on Twitter    
TWEETER Person who posts on Twitter    
TWF That Was Funny    
TWFAF That's What Friends Are For    
TWHS That's What He Said    
TWIMC To Whom It May Concern    
TWISTED High and drunk    
TWIT Foolish person That's What I Thought  
TWITA That's What I'm Talking About    
TWITCON Profile picture on Twitter    
TWITTER A social networking site    
TWITTER JAIL Having reached your tweeting limit    
TWLOHA To Write Love On Her Arms    
TWOC Taken Without Owner's Consent    
TWOT Total Waste Of Time    
TWS Typical Woman Syndrome    
TWSS That's What She Said    
TWT Time Will Tell    
TWTMC To Whom This May Concern    
TWU That's What's Up    
TX Thanks    
TXT SMS message    
TY Thank You    
TYB Try Your Best    
TYFAYS Thank You For All Your Support    
TYFYT Thank You For Your Time    
TYG There You Go    
TYL Text You Later    
TYM Thank You Much    
TYMBI Thought You Might Be Interested    
TYPO Typing mistake    
TYS Thank You Sir    
TYSM Thank You So Much    
TYSVM Thank You So Very Much    
TYT Take Your Time    
TYVM Thank You Very Much    
U You    
U.U Expressing sympathy    
U2 You Too    
U2B YouTube    
U2U Up To You    
UA4I You Asked For It    
UAE United Arab Emirates    
UAK You Already Know    
UARK You Already Know    
UAV Urban Assault Vehicle    
UB2 You Be Too    
UB3R Uber, very    
UBD User Brain Damage    
UBER  Ultimate, best (German for above)    
UBRS Upper Black Rock Spire (WOW)    
UC&P Up Close and Personal    
UCLA University of California at Los Angeles  
UDI Unidentified Drinking Injury    
UDK You Don't Know    
UES Upper East Side (of Manhattan)    
UFC Ultimate Fighting Championship    
UFO Unidentified Flying Object    
UG Ugly    
UG2BK You've Got To Be Kidding    
UGC User Generated Content    
UGG Ugly    
UGGO Ugly person    
UGGS Brand of boots    
UGH Expression of disappointment or disgust  
UH Expression of hesitation    
UHM same as UH or UM    
UHQ Ultra High Quality    
UHU Misspelling of HUH    
UI User Interface    
UIN Unique Identification Number    
UK Are You OK? United Kingdom  
UKWIM You Know What I Mean    
UKWUR You Know Who You Are    
UL Upload    
ULT Last month (from Latin ultimo)    
UM Expression of hesitation    
UMAD Are You Mad?    
UMBJ You Must Be Joking    
UMML You Make Me Laugh    
UMTWTM You Mean The World To Me    
UN United Nations    
UNCE Sound of club music    
UNDIES Underwear    
UNESCO United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization  
UNI University    
UNICEF United Nations Children's Fund    
UNK Crackhead    
UNO You know    
UO Ultima Online (game)    
UPS United Parcel Service Uninterruptible Power Supply
UPT Uptown    
UR Your You Are  
URAQT You Are A Cutie    
URGH Expression of annoyance, displeasure    
URI Uniform Resource Indicator, URL    
URL Uniform Resource Locator, internet address  
URM You Are Mad    
URP Vomit, throw up    
URW You Are Welcome    
URYYFM You Are Too Wise (two y's) For Me    
US United States    
USAF United States Air Force    
USB Universal Serial Bus    
USBM United States Black Metal    
USC  University of Southern California    
USER Someone who uses other people to gain an advantage  
USMC United States Marine Corps    
USP Unique Selling Point    
USPS United States Postal Service    
USS United States Ship    
USSR Union of Soviet Socialist Republics    
USW Und So Weiter (German for etc)    
UT Unreal Tournament    
UTC Coordinated Universal Time Under The Counter  
UTE Utility vehicle, pickup truck    
UTF Unicode Transformation Format    
UTH Up The Hoods    
UTI Urinary Tract Infection    
UTO Unable To Obtain    
UTS Under The Skin    
UTT Under The Table    
UV Unpleasant Visual    
UW You're Welcome    
UWS Upper West Side (of Manhattan)    
UY Up Yours    
V Very    
V.V Sad    
V/R Very Respectfully    
V4V Vote For Vote    
V8 Engine type Vegetable drink  
VA Various Artists    
VAC Valve Anti-Cheat    
VACA Vacation, holiday    
VAIR Very    
VANILLA Unexciting, conventional    
VAT Value Added Tax    
VATO Dude (Mexican)    
VBG Very Big Grin    
VBL Visible Bra Line    
VBR Variable Bit Rate    
VBS Very Big Smile    
VC Voice Chat    
VCD Video Compact Disc    
VCR Video Cassette Recorder    
VDU Visual Display Unit    
VEETA Money    
VEG Sit around and do nothing    
VENT Ventrilo (internet chat program)    
VERLAN French reverse slang (from l'anvers)    
VERS Versatile    
VET Veteran    
VEXED Angry, annoyed    
VF VampireFreaks    
VFM Value For Money    
VG Video Game Very Good  
VGA Video Graphics Array/Adaptor    
VGG Very Good Game    
VGL Very Good Looking    
VHS Video Home System    
VIBE Atmosphere, ambience    
VID Video    
VIG Interest paid on a loan    
VIN Vehicle Identification Number    
VIP Very Important Person    
VIXEN Attractive woman    
VIZ Adult comic Namely (videlicet in Latin)
VJ Video Jockey (like DJ with lights and video)  
VLOG Video Log    
VLOGGER Video blogger    
VLSI Very Large-Scale Integration    
VM Voice Mail    
VMI Virginia Military Institute    
VN Very Nice    
VNC Virtual Network Computing    
VNH Very Nice Hand (in online card games, especialy poker)  
VNS Very Nice Shot    
VOD Video-On-Demand    
VOIP Voice Over IP - internet telephony    
VOM Vomit    
VP Vice President    
VPL Vislible Panty Line    
VPN Virtual Private Network    
VR Virtual Reality    
VS Versus, against    
VTPR View To Permanent Relationship    
VV Very Very    
VVV Refering to comment below    
VW Volkswagen    
VWP Very Well Played Very Well Put  
W George W. Bush    
W/ With    
W/E Whatever    
W/O Without    
W^ What's up    
W00T Hurrah    
W2F Way Too Funny    
W2G Way To Go    
W3C World Wide Web Consortium    
W4M Woman looking for a man    
W8 Wait    
W8AM Wait A Minute    
WA Wife Agro    
WA GWAN What's Going On    
WAA Crying    
WAAM What's going on, what's up    
WAAN Want    
WACK Low quailty, lame    
WAEFRD When All Else Fails, Read Directions    
WAFFLE Pointless talk    
WAG1 What's Going On?    
WAGWAN What's Going On?    
WAGWARN What's Going On?    
WAGWUN What's Going On?    
WAH Working At Home    
WAHM Work At Home Mom    
WAJ What A Joke    
WAL What A Loser    
WALAHI I swear to God    
WALE Rapper    
WALLA Voila (French for 'here it is')    
WALLAH I swear to God in Arabic    
WALLHAX Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)  
WALLY Stupid person    
WAM Wait A Minute What A Mess  
WAMH With All My Heart    
WAMHAS With All My Heart And Soul    
WAML With All My Love    
WAN What A Newb    
WANNA Want to    
WANNABE Someone who wants to be what they are not  
WAO Wow    
WAP Wireless Access Point    
WAPCE Women Are Pure Concentrated Evil    
WAREZ Cracked/pirate software    
WAS Wait And See    
WASH Waste of time    
WASP White Anglo-Saxon Protestant    
WASTE MAN Someone who is a waste of time and space  
WASTED Drunk, stoned    
WASTEMAN Worthless person, waste of space    
WAT What    
WATP We Are The People    
WAU What About You?    
WAVEY Drunk, high    
WAVY Well dressed Very nice  
WAW What A Wanker What A Waste  
WAX Without Any Experience    
WAY Where Are You?    
WAYD What Are You Doing    
WAYDRN What Are You Doing Right Now?    
WAYLT What Are You Listening To?    
WAYOA What Are You On About?    
WAYTA What Are You Talking About    
WAZ UP What's Up?    
WB Welcome Back Write Back  
WBM Wanna-Be Moderator    
WBN Would Be Nice    
WBR With Best Regards    
WBS Write Back Soon    
WBT Will Be There    
WBU What About You?    
WBY What (A)bout You?    
WC Welcome Water Closet, toilet  
WCB  Will Call Back    
WCD What Chu Doing?    
WCG World Cyber Games    
WCIS What Can I Say    
WCS Worst Case Scenario    
WCW World Championship Wrestling    
WD Well Done    
WD40 Multi-purpose lubricant    
WDC What's Da Craic?    
WDIC What Do I Care?    
WDITOT Why Didn't I Think Of That    
WDMB Will Do My Best    
WDOML Worst Day Of My Life    
WDTM What Does That Mean?    
WDUD What Do You Do?    
WDUT What Do You Think?    
WDY Why Don't You?    
WDYE What Did You Expect?    
WDYG Where Did You Go?    
WDYM What Do You Mean?    
WDYMBT What Do You Mean By That?    
WDYT What Do You Think?    
WDYW What Do You Want?    
WDYWTTA What Do You Want To Talk About?    
WE Whatever    
WEB World wide web, internet    
WEBINAR Web based seminar    
WEE Small    
WEED Marijuana    
WEEE Exclamation of excitement    
WEF With Effect From    
WEG Wicked Evil Grin    
WEHT What Ever Happened To?    
WEL Whatever, Loser    
WELC You're Welcome    
WELL Very, so    
WELP Well    
WEML Whatever Major Loser    
WENG Good looking    
WEP Wireless Encryption Protocol    
WEPA All right, cool, yeah!    
WERD Expression of agreement    
WERK Expression of approval, praise    
WET BACK Illegal immigrant    
WEVA Whatever    
W'EVER Whatever    
WEWT Alternative spelling of WOOT    
WEY Dude, buddy    
WFH Working From Home    
WFM Works For Me    
WGAT Misspelling of 'what'    
WGO What's Going On?    
WH Wall hack (allows a player to walk through walls)  
WH40K Warhammer Forty-Thousand (game)    
WHA What    
WHACK Bad    
WHALE Punch, beat    
WHATCHA What are/do you ...    
WHEEL Chat up, pick up (a girl)    
WHEELING Picking up women    
WHEW Expression of relief or amazement    
WHIP Expensive car    
WHIPPED Controlled by girlfriend/wife    
WHISKEY TANGO WT, White Trash    
WHITEWASH Act like a white person    
WHIZ Talented person    
WHO World Health Organization    
WHOA Expression of surprise Slow down  
WHT What    
WHUT What    
WHYD What Have You Done?    
WIA Wounded In Action    
WIBNI Wouldn't It Be Nice If    
WIC Women, Infants and Children World in Conflict (game)  
WICKED Very, extremely Cool, great  
WID With    
WIDOW same as WW    
WIF With    
WIFEY Serious girlfriend, wife material    
WIFF With    
WIFI Wireless Fidelity, wireless internet    
WIGGER White person pretending to be black    
WII Nintendo Game Console    
WIIFM What's In It For Me    
WIKI Collaborative web site    
WIKTT When I Kissed the Teacher    
WIMP Weak, cowardly person    
WINRAR Winner    
WIP Work In Progress    
WIR When It's Ready    
WIRED High on stimulants Online  
WIT With    
WITH Where In The Hell    
WITW What In The World    
WIUWY What Is Up With You?    
WIV With    
WIWWU Wish I Was With You    
WIWWY What Is Wrong With You?    
WIYP What Is Your Problem?    
WJD What Jesus Did    
WKD Wicked    
WKND Weekend    
WKS Well Kept Secret    
WLAN Wireless LAN    
WLD Would    
WLM Windows Live Messenger    
WLTM Would Like To Meet    
WLYK Will Let You Know    
WM Woman Marine    
WMA Windows Media Audio    
WMD Weapons of Mass Destruction    
WMF Wagging My Finger    
WMG Warner Music Group    
WMJ Wat maak jy? (Afrikaans - what are you doing?)  
WML Wish Me Luck    
WMMOWS Wash My Mouth Out With Soap!    
WMP Windows Media Player With Much Pleasure  
WNDITWB We Never Did It This Way Before    
WNL Within Normal Limits    
WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before    
WNWY What's New With You?    
WOAH misspelling of WHOA    
WOAT Worst Of All Time    
WOB Waste Of Bandwith    
WOC Women of Color    
WOE What On Earth    
WOF While On Fire    
WOG Offensive term for a black person A foreigner  
WOLS Slow    
WOM Women Over Mates    
WOMBAT Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time    
WONK Expert    
WONKY Weird, not right    
WOO HOO Expression of excitement    
WOOK Dirty hippy    
WOOP WOOT    
WOOT Hurrah (Wow, Loot!) Want One Of Those  
WOP Offensive term for an Italian    
WOR Our    
WORD Ok, I agree, hey    
WORD UP OK, I agree    
WORDS Response to something you don't care about  
WORM Malicious computer program    
WOS Waste Of Space Wife Over Shoulder  
WOT What    
WOTAM Waste of Time and Money    
WOTCHER What are you up to? WU?    
WOTS Word On The Street    
WOTLK Wrath Of The Lich King (WOW)    
WOW World Of Warcraft    
WOWZER Exaggerated Wow    
WOZ Was    
WP Wrong Person Well Played  
WPA Wi-Fi Protected Access    
WPM Words Per Minute    
WPWW White Pride World Wide    
WR Warm Regards    
WRT With Regard To    
WRU Where Are You?    
WRUD What Are You Doing?    
WSA Wow, Strong Arms    
WSIC Why Should I Care?    
WSM Woman Seeking Man    
WSP What's up?    
WSS Why So Serious?    
WST We're Still Friends    
WSUL Will See You Later    
WT What    
WT? What The ...? or Who the ...?    
WTA Winner Takes All    
WTB Want To Buy    
WTBS With That Being Said    
WTD What The Deuce?    
WTDT What To Do Today    
WTDTA Where They Do That At?    
WTF What the Fuck? Perhaps you don't undrestand
WTFT What The French Toast (polite WTF)    
WTG Way To Go    
WTGP Way To Go, Partner    
WTGP? Want To Go Private?    
WTH What/Where/Who The Hell    
WTHC Who The Hell Cares?    
WTHIGO What The Hell Is Going On?    
WTHIWWY What The Hell Is Wrong With You?    
WTII What time Is It?    
WTK Want To Know    
WTL Will Talk Later    
WTLW Welcome To Last Week    
WTM What's The Matter?    
WTMI Way Too Much Information    
WTMW Welcome To My World    
WTO World Trade Organization    
WTP What's The Point?    
WTT Want To Trade    
WTTC Welcome To The club    
WTTIR When The Time Is Right    
WTTM Without Thinking Too Much    
WTV Whatever    
WTY Why, Thank You    
WTYO Whatever Turns You On    
WU What's Up    
WUB Love    
WUBU What You Been Up to?    
WUBU2 What Have You Been Up To?    
WUD What You Doing?    
WUF Where are you from?    
WUG What You Got? Where You Going?  
WUGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?    
WUH What?    
WUL Watched User List    
WULA What're you Looking At?    
WUM Woman Wind-Up Merchant  
WUN Bye    
WUP What´s Up    
WUS Wimp    
WUT What    
WUU2 What are You Up To?    
WUUP2 What are You Up To?    
WUUT same as WUU2    
WUV Love    
WUW What You Want?    
WUWCB What do You Want to Chat about?    
WUWH Wish You Were Here    
WUWT What's Up With That    
WUWTA What You Wanna Talk About?    
WUWTB What You Wanna Talk 'Bout?    
WUWU What's Up With You?    
WUZ Was    
WW White Widow (strong marijuana) White Woman  
WW1 World War One    
WW2 World War Two    
WWBD What Would Batman Do?    
WWCND What Would Chuck Norris Do?    
WWE World Wrestling Entertainment    
WWF World Wildlife Fund World Wrestling Federation (now WWE)
WWJBD What Would Jason Bourne Do?    
WWJD What Would Jesus Do?    
WWOTW Wicked Witch Of The West    
WWW World Wide Web    
WWWY What's Wrong With You?    
WWYD What Would You Do?    
WWYDT Why Would You Do That?    
WY Why Would You  
WYATB Wish You All The Best    
WYBMV Will You Be My Valentine?    
WYD What You Doing?    
WYDN What You Doing Now?    
WYGOWM Will You Go Out With Me?    
WYK Would You Kindly    
WYL Whatever You Like    
WYLABOCTGWTR Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark?  
WYLASOMWTC Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment?  
WYLSCWTW Would You Like Some Cheese With That Whine?  
WYM Watch Your Mouth What You Mean?  
WYMM Will You Marry Me?    
WYP What's Your Problem? What's Your Point?  
WYR Would You Rather    
WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get    
WYTA What You Talking About?    
WYWH Wish You Were Here    
X Kiss    
X) Happy, mischevious    
X.X Exasperated, irritated, annoyed    
X] Happy    
X_X Dead    
X3 Cute face    
XAXA Ha Ha    
XB XBox    
XBF Ex-Boyfriend    
XBL XBox Live    
XC Cross Counrty    
XD LOL    
XHTML Extensible Hyper-Text Markup Language  
XLNT Excellent    
XLR8 Accelerate    
XLS MS Excel file extension    
XM Extreme    
XML eXtensible Markup Language    
XO Hugs & Kisses    
XOXO Hugs & Kisses    
XP Windows operating system    
XS Excess Extra Small  
XT Cross Training    
XTC Ecstasy    
XVID Video format    
XX Kisses    
XXX Kisses    
XYZ Examine Your Zipper    
Y Why?    
Y/N Yes/No    
Y/Y Yes/Yes    
Y2K Year 2000    
YA You Yes Young Adult
YAAR Dude, mate (Hindi)    
YADA And so on, blah    
YAGB You Ain't Grizz Baby (COD)    
YAHOO Yob, lout    
YAHWEH The name of God in hebrew    
YAK You Already Know    
YAL Girl (Hispanic)    
YALL You All    
YALLA Hurry Up (Arabic)    
YALLAH Let's Go (Arabic)    
YANK American    
YANKEE American    
YANNO You Know    
YANO You Know    
YAP Steal, rob Young Asian Professional
YAR Yes    
YARD Home    
YARLY Yeah Really    
YAS Emphatic Yes You are Sexy  
YASNY You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet    
YAT Gril, woman Where You At?  
YATB You Are The Best    
YATK You Are Too Kind    
YAWA Person who always uses the 'Away' status in IM systems  
YAWN Boring    
YAY Cocaine Exclamation of approval  
YAYO Cocaine    
YBS You'll Be Sorry    
YBW You've Been Warned    
YBWM You Belong With Me    
YC You're Cool/Cute/Crazy    
YCMIU You Couldn't Make It Up    
YCMU You Crack Me Up    
YDEK You Don't Even Know    
YDG You Dig?    
YDI You Deserve It    
YDK You Don't Know    
YDL Yellow Dog Linux    
YDMS You Don't Make Sense    
YE Yes, yeah You  
YEA Yeah, yes    
YEAP Yes    
YEH Yes    
YELLO Hello    
YELLOW BONE Light-skinned black woman    
YEP Yes    
YER Your Yes  
YERP Yes, what's up, ok    
YESH Yes    
YEW You    
YEY same as YAY    
YEYO Cocaine    
YEZZER Yes Sir    
YF Your Friend    
YFW Your Face When ...    
YG Young Gangster    
YGG You Go Girl    
YGI You Got It    
YGM You Get Me? You've Got Mail  
YGP You Got PWNED!    
YGPM You've Got Private Message    
YGTBK You've Got To Be Kidding    
YGTBKM You've Got To Be Kidding Me    
YH Yeah    
YHBT You Have Been Trolled    
YHBW You Have Been Warned    
YHGASP You Have Got A Serious Problem    
YHL You Have Lost    
YHM You Have Mail    
YHU You    
YIKES Expression of shock or surprise    
YINS You guys, you all    
YITB Yours In The Bond    
YJLTG You Just Lost The Game    
YK You're Kidding    
YKIMS You Know It Makes Sense    
YKK Yoshida Kogyo Kabushikikaisha (zipper manufacturer)  
YKW You Know Who    
YKWIM You Know What I Mean    
YKWIS You Know What I'm Saying?    
YKYLM You Know You Love Me    
YL Young Lady    
YLM You Love Me?    
YM Yahoo Messenger Your Mom  
YMBJ You Must Be Joking    
YMCA Young Mens Christian Association    
YMCMB Young Money Cash Money Billionaires  
YMMD You Made My Day    
YMML You Make Me Laugh    
YMMS You Make Me Smile    
YMMV Your Mileage May Vary    
YMW You're Most Welcome    
YN Crossed fingers (MSN)    
YNK You Never Know    
YNT Why Not?    
YNWA You'll Never Walk Alone    
YO Your Hi Years Old
YOB Hooligan, thug    
YOKED Well built, muscular, ripped    
YOLO You Only Live Once    
YOMB You Owe Me Big    
YOO You    
YOOH You    
YOUNS You guys, you all    
YOUS You, you guys    
YOUSE You (plural)    
YOYO You're On Your Own    
YP Your Problem Yes, Please  
YQ I Like You    
YQW You're Quite Welcome    
YR Yea, Right.    
YRG You Are Good!    
YRMV Your Results May Vary    
YRS Years    
YSI You Stupid Idiot    
YSK You Should Know    
YSL Yves Saint Laurent    
YSMTU You So Made That Up    
YSS You Suck Severely    
YT Are you there?    
YT? You Think ?    
YTB You're The Best    
YTD Year To Date    
YTM You're The Man    
YTMND You're The Man Now, Dog (website)    
YTP YouTube Poop    
YUCK Expression of disgust    
YUCKY Disgusting, gross    
YUH Yes You  
YUM Said when something tastes good or is attractive  
YUMMY MUMMY Attractive mother    
YUP Yes    
YUPPERZ Yes    
YUPPIE Young Urban Professional    
YUS Yes    
YVW You're Very Welcome    
YW You're Welcome    
YWCA Young Women's Christian Association    
YWIMC Your Wish Is My Command    
YWSYLS You Win Some, You Lose Some    
YWU? Yo Waz Up?    
ZA Pizza    
ZAIN Beautiful (Arabic)    
ZECH Energy, life    
ZERG Defeat enemy by outnumbering rather than strategy or skill  
ZIG ZAG Cigarette paper    
ZILCH Nothing, zero    
ZIMBO Person from Zimbabwe    
ZING Owned    
ZIP Ounce of marijauna    
ZOMB Zombie    
ZOMFG OMFG (hit Z instead of Shift key)    
ZOMG Same as OMG    
ZONKED Very tired or inebriated    
ZOOT Spliff, joint    
ZOOTED High on drugs    
ZTA Zeta Tau Alpha    
ZUP What's up?    
ZUT Damn it (French)    
ZZZ Sleepy, bored or tired    

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