People never remember to write in about the good things a product
does, always the bad! So this is very refreshing!!
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Dear Tide,

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! One evening
about a month ago, while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new
white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking
problem and how expensive the blouse was. Well, one thing lead to
another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as
well.

I tried to get the stains out using the bargain brand detergent my cheap
husband bought, but they just wouldn't come out. I went to the local
convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative,
and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the
forensic DNA tests were all negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product!

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

Sincerely,
Recently Widowed