How to Impress...
Follow this advice if you wish to impress a girl.
Compliment her;
respect her;
honor her;
cuddle her;
caress her;
love her;
kiss her;
stroke her;
buy things for her;
tease her;
comfort her;
protect her;
hug her;
hold her;
spend money on her;
wine and dine her;
listen to her;
care for her;
stand by her;
support her;
hold her.
Follow this advice if you wish to impress a guy.
Show up naked;
Bring beer.